at work, bored crazy, anyone know any jokes??, page 1

like this:WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX!

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you
once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
#14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
#11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your fishing partner will never say, "What? Again? We just fished
last week!"

Chupacabra??

posted on Aug, 3 2004 @ 10:32 PM

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there was this blonde, she stole perfume from a mall... now, i know from personal experience that they may be dumb, but they can run... she ran away from the police officers chasing her... she made it out of the mall and eventually into somebody's garage... by time the cops caught up with her, there were three sacks sitting on the ground in the garage... the cops kicked the first sack... a dog barked... the cops kicked the second sack... a cat hissed... they kicked the third sack... they heard a female voice say... "potatoes"

There was a blonde that decided to go to Hooters... she walked in and noted the waitress' nametag... she then commented... "debbie, that's cute, what did you name the other one"

[Edited on 3-8-2004 by Chupacabra??]