posted on Feb, 9 2011 @ 12:43 AM
Bad movie starring Nicolas Cage = $183,593,586 worldwide total gross
Bad movie starring John Cusack = $769,679,473 worldwide total gross
Add 183 + 593 + 586 = 1,362
Add 769 + 679 + 473 = 1,921
Add 1,362 + 1,921 = 3,282
THEN...
Add Nicolas Cage + John Cusack = Con Air
Awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage and John Cusack = $224,012,234 worldwide total gross
Add 224 + 012 + 234 = 470
SO...
Add 3,282 + 470 = 3,752 or 3/7/52
We can conclude that the world will end on March 7th, 2052. The only way this can be avoided is if Nicolas Cage and John Cusack re-team for Con-Air 2.
EVERYBODY PANIC.
...on a more serious note, I think that if you look at a piece of toast long enough, you're bound to see the face of Jesus. I seriously doubt that
the filmmakers intended to drop clues into these movies to warn us of a future disaster. However, I would like to stress that a sequel to Con Air does
need to happen, if not for saving the world, then for the world's amusement. Don't even lie, you all LOVED that movie.