If I were to stand in front of a U.S. Judge and say this... What would the result be?

For the record, this is all hypothetical. I did not write the OP, but came across it. I just wanted to see if anyone had any ideas regarding if there is a leg to stand on here. Some great answers so far, but I'd love to see it debated further. You never know when you'll need to use loopholes to your advantage.

Originally posted by Wyn Hawks


...file it as a motion prior to trial but research how to do that properly and do not soley rely on spellcheck...

"Motion denied of course. I am not even going to bother reading it."- The Judge

As the judge told me,"Life isnt fair,so why would you expect
the courts to be fair?"

Originally posted by kaspermartyrphantom

Originally posted by nivekronnoco
I'm serious. It's regarding Admirality Maritime Law, and I'm curious if it's true or if it's Internet rumor.

If you were in a boat or on a ship Admiralty Maritime Law might work but if you did your crime on dry land you don't stand a chance using Admiralty Law.
Admiralty law is a distinct body of law which governs maritime questions and offenses only.
en.wikipedia.org...

Originally posted by hawkiye
Everything in a court room happens because you consent to it. Learn how not to consent.

Can you cite a case where someone won or got a dismissal based on that premise?
I'd be very interested in reading it.

You gotta have balls of steel BUT it can be done:

Listen to the lady at 4:08 The WHOLE video is pretty good anyway.



Here is a vid about common law



Part 2