Pants to Show Off the Manhood

I was buying some pants today with some money I got for Christmas. When I was in the fitting room
I was trying on a couple of pants. Only this O'Neill Men's Hammer II Pants fit well, but it was tight in the crotch area. At first I was like, "what the..." but when I looked in the mirror I realized that these were pants designed to show off the...privates.
I guess I should have been aware that these type of pants existed, but didn't want to think about it.
The last thing I want to see is some guys junk.What's your opinion on these type of pants?

reply to post by kimkim3074


Yeah, your post history seems to show a trend towards the shopping website you have linked, yet again, in this one. Stealth advertise much? I'm guessing you get paid by the number of hits?

~Heff

haha, The name alone is funny " O'Neill Men's Hammer II Pants" is almost seems like they should be pants that MC hammer wore... with palm trees and cocoa nuts on them or something. I guess if they are comfortable then whatever. I did watch this "1000 ways to die" episode where some dude tied something to his leg to make his junk look bigger then ended up cutting off the circulation to his heart, which of course he died from... so that isn't very fun. Chicks do it with their butts and chest. its funny. its whatever, its Mark Walberg in time square during the 90's yo!

reply to post by kimkim3074


Ew. I would never wear that. It's repulsive. No one should be showing off their 'junk' in fact...as much as I don't want to say this...i'm tired of being distracted by women showing off their cleavage...it's like a big neon sign saying LOOK AT ME. You can't NOT look, and it's very distracting...like when I'm trying take a girl on a date....it's like HEY LOOK AT ME!!! in big neon colors, and then my train of thought is continually interrupted and I can't impress the girl because i'm too busy drooling on myself...

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by kimkim3074

 

Yeah, your post history seems to show a trend towards the shopping website you have linked, yet again, in this one. Stealth advertise much? I'm guessing you get paid by the number of hits?

~Heff

always with the conspiracies...

reply to post by freedish


Ah, the true character shows through.


REAL MEN WEAR KILTS!

Originally posted by Mayura
reply to post by freedish

 

Ah, the true character shows through.


REAL MEN WEAR KILTS!

edit on 4-1-2011 by Mayura because: Removed my pant of choice, for quality control sake.

Real men wear nothing.

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by kimkim3074

 

Yeah, your post history seems to show a trend towards the shopping website you have linked, yet again, in this one. Stealth advertise much? I'm guessing you get paid by the number of hits?

~Heff

Yup, I have the feeling this is the same person who keeps linking to products on this site or they are being paid by the same company, because he has linked to the same website as the other person who was making similar posts.
Is your girlfriend still angry about you buying her ugly boots?

Originally posted by freedish
reply to post by kimkim3074

 

Ew. I would never wear that. It's repulsive. No one should be showing off their 'junk' in fact...as much as I don't want to say this...i'm tired of being distracted by women showing off their cleavage...it's like a big neon sign saying LOOK AT ME. You can't NOT look, and it's very distracting...like when I'm trying take a girl on a date....it's like HEY LOOK AT ME!!! in big neon colors, and then my train of thought is continually interrupted and I can't impress the girl because i'm too busy drooling on myself...

edit on 3-1-2011 by freedish because: (no reason given)

i would never wear thatt again.

yeah i guess i dont like showing little al and the boys in public myself

Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by kimkim3074

 

Yeah, your post history seems to show a trend towards the shopping website you have linked, yet again, in this one. Stealth advertise much? I'm guessing you get paid by the number of hits?

~Heff

Well you say that Heff but if you really do want a quality shopping web site then I would go for Bobstyreemporium.com you know with all the harsh winters we are having a man would be a fool not to have a spare set of Winter tyres in the garage and Bobs has them at insane prices let me tell you
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It doesn't stop there either, they've got everything from high performance big brand name tyres at low low prices right down to top quality remoulds for the man on a budget!
Did I mention that all of Bobs tyres come with a 3 year no questions asked guarantee? Well they do!

What do the other posters on ATS think of Bobs Tyre Emporium? Prices this low MUST be a conspiracy!

As for the OP
Do they have any that reduce the appearance of your manhood? I can barely walk down the road without girls screaming at me as it is!