The trick to getting a man

OK, here is the secret.

Get out some barbeque sauce. Put a dollop behind each ear before you leave the house in the morning.

They will be following you like toms to a cat in heat.

If you want to get a man just be yourself.It works for me anyway.
And that goes the same way for you boys.

People come to ATS for a lot of things.

Relationship advice should not be one of them...if you are...that may be a clue as to what you are doing wrong.

There is no trick to "getting a man". Men are stupid with egos bigger than their....well you know. We often think with the wrong head. The trick is keeping the man or woman that you thought you wanted. The best thing to do is be real. If you do that then you don't end up with someone you really did not want to begin with.

this is a fun section just too many sections to cover here...

All men want is a woman they can take and introduce to their mother.

You have to define "trollop" a bit more though (good use of the word trollop by the way)

Being a trollop for your man is a good thing indeed, however if it ever comes up in conversation you must never ever give the indication that you have also been a trollop for anyone else, specific targeted trollopry is fine, a general state of trollopness is frowned upon.

Other phrases that may help you get a man include.

"Wow you are the best ever"
"Oh my god it's HUGE"
"No one has ever done that to me before"
and "It's OK you lay there while I go and make us some coffee"
a supplemental "Would you like a Bacon sandwich" earns big bonus points

1) through his stomach.

2) refer back to 1

This goes both ways.

There is the man/woman you take home for the night, and the person you take home for life. What you look for in one is not what you look for an another.

So how you present yourself determines which category you fall into.

In fact, a guy who really likes you, is willing to wait.

reply to post by Realtruth


Lol... I saw what was there prior to the edit...
I'd have to say yes, but maybe not all in the same moment...

Originally posted by davespanners
Other phrases that may help you get a man include.

"Wow you are the best ever"
"Oh my god it's HUGE"
"No one has ever done that to me before"
and "It's OK you lay there while I go and make us some coffee"
a supplemental "Would you like a Bacon sandwich" earns big bonus points

Well you can tell if shes lying on phrase 2...it depends on wether she uses the word "ouch" and anytime during the sexy funtime process

Originally posted by LadySkadi
reply to post by Realtruth

 

Lol... I saw what was there prior to the edit...
I'd have to say yes, but maybe not all in the same moment...

Who me? RT plays the deer in head lights act.

Busted like a child with his hand in the cookie jar.