What exactly is a "Locster"?

Every now and again, one comes across an individual that "strikes a chord", and makes you realize that there are indeed great caring people in the world.

To those who know the man that can either make them smile with his wit, or listen to their problems with caring, I would welcome you to post in this thread to wish him a happy birthday.

A rare individual indeed and I would like to wish my dutch friend a very
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Hope you have a great year ahead of you and life goes the way that you want..

happpy biiirthdaaaay tooo uuuuuuuuu

you belong in a zoooooooo

you look like a conspiracy theorisssssssssstttt


aaaaaaand ya smell like one tooooooo

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Have a great one Locster!

What exactly is a "Locster"?

I think it's a lobster who is a locksmith...

But I could be full of it..

Happy birthday!

What exactly is a "Locster"?

Let me tell you what a "Locster" is.....
A Locster is one of the sexiest men around... Even a straight man would ask himself, 'would I?', and the answer is usually "yes". You can't get close to a Locster because of all the underwear being thrown at him by the women... this is why it's hard to pinpoint a Locsters position. He needs to be stealthy in order to get a normal everyday chore done. Going to the store is usually a problem for fear of being mobbed.
We may look at a Locster and wish we were him - especially when he pulls on those spiderman pyjamas... oh to die for! BUT - it is in all reality one of the hardest things, to be a Locster. I really wouldn't wish it on my most hated enemy. Envy be damned!

Happy birthday dude.

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He has a porch full of preteen girls?

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He has a porch full of preteen girls?

You saw it here first.

Originally posted by projectvxn
He has a porch full of preteen girls?

Maybe locster is actually that Bieber kid....

or


Is going to be some competition for him in the near future....

Well i could tell you what exactly a Locster is, but i won't. I can however show you all a little bit of what it means to be one.

This is me at work

This is me at home


This is what one should look like, identity protected ofcourse.

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Time for me to sneak out the backdoor....

What is a ‘locster?’
A locster, my dear friends is a Russian psychotic killer disguised as a Dutch. They seem to be most proactive at night, therefore I warn you caution...night and stealth are their strengths. The only thing that can defeat them is termed as a ‘blackpoison.’

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locster
buy locster mugs, tshirts and magnets
a crip with a reputation for being a "gangster"

Oh look...a gangster...*rolls eyes*

www.facebook.com... o6r4B&t=1" target="_blank" class="postlink">The Perfect Representation of a Locster

Sorry about the link ma boby.

Happy birthday Psycho. We love you dearly.

Happy Birthday Loc!! Hope it's a wonderful one for you

Happy Birthday my friend!

It is the Locster birthday dance.

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Loc I couldn't get you exactly what you asked for... But this is close...



Happy birthday you demented madman! Next year maybe I'll be able to find that *special* Team Edward gift you asked for!

~Heff

Happy Beerfday Loc!!!!

Have a great one!

OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Happy Burfday, buddy.

Locster moves with stealth, he has moves you would not believe, even after seeing them with you own eyes. He is one of a kind.



Happy Birthday Dancing Machine.....

Originally posted by hhcore
What exactly is a "Locster"?

Let me tell you what a "Locster" is.....
A Locster is one of the sexiest men around... Even a straight man would ask himself, 'would I?', and the answer is usually "yes". You can't get close to a Locster because of all the underwear being thrown at him by the women... this is why it's hard to pinpoint a Locsters position. He needs to be stealthy in order to get a normal everyday chore done. Going to the store is usually a problem for fear of being mobbed.
We may look at a Locster and wish we were him - especially when he pulls on those spiderman pyjamas... oh to die for! BUT - it is in all reality one of the hardest things, to be a Locster. I really wouldn't wish it on my most hated enemy. Envy be damned!

Happy birthday dude.

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LMAO! I didn't see this thread until today, HH you need help. Tribe I'll put you in the same boat with HH, help is needed.

But I think a Locster is someone that can open up people's heart just because of who he is.

Happy Belated brother. Talk with you all soon.