reply to post by madnessinmysoul
I'm still hoping someone will take you up on his.
There was a lady brave enough to debate Dawkins on evolution
on
video.
The argument was basically : (to paraphrase)
Dawkins: "here are some facts about evolution,"
Nice Christian Lady: "bugger facts, the world will be a nicer place if we teach people lies."
But I suspect, going on past experience, an ATS debate would be more on the lines of:
Madness: "Here are some facts about evolution."
Christian: "God did it."
Madness: "Here are some more facts about evolution."
Christian: "The bible says God did it."
Madness: "Here are even more facts about evolution."
Christian: "The bible is infallible. It says so"
Madness: "That's not really a logical proof."
Madness: "My belief is just as good as your belief."
Christian: "Evolution is science, not belief."
Christian: "You're an unbeliever and you're going to hell."
Madness: "Here are some skulls showing the evolution of man."
Christian: "Why should I look at them? Scientists are a bunch of overeducated liars."
Madness: "There is also genetic evidence."
Christian: "So you believe your granddaddy was a monkey!!!!"
Madness: "No, we didn't evolve from a monkey, all primates evolved from a common primate ancestor."
Christian: "So why are there still monkeys if you evolved from them?"
Madness: "Once more ... we didn't evolve from a monkey, all primates evolved from a common primate ancestor."
Christian: "Where's the missing link. No, the missing link between those missing links. No, the missing link between those ones. ohhh...
Well where's the missing link between sharks and butterflies? If evolution was real you'd have fossils of sharks with pretty wings and antenae to
show me."
Madness: "If you trace back the ancestors of both, you'll find that millions of years ago ...."
Christian: "That's ridiculous. The earth is only 6000 years old."
Madness: "So where do you think all these dated fossils come from?"
Christian: "From creatures drowned in the flood of course, the one that covered the whole earth for nearly a year and killed off the dinosaurs."
Madness: "But they have been dated."
Christian: "Scientists date rock from the fossils found in it, and they date fossils from the rocks they're found in. And what do we call that? Yes,
hail the Lord! It's circular reasoning!"
Madness: "But they have been dated scientifically, here's proof, and there was no worldwide flood, and man did not coexist with dinosaurs!"
Christian: "The bible says so, and the bible is god talking."
Madness: "Show me where the bible says man coexisted with dinosaurs."
Christian: "Right here. It says Jesus rode a dinosaur into Jerusalem."
Madness: "That doesn't say dinosaur. That says donkey."
Christian: "No, if you'd checked out, "
The Chonicle of biblical misinterpretation Project you'd
know that every Hebrew word has 500 meanings, and only true believers can tell which is the right one. Only a ponce would ride a donkey foal around.
Jesus sat astride a tyrannosaurus rex!"
Madness: "Let's get back to evolution, shall we? Scientists have found the human species began in Africa.."
Christian: "But what about the real beginning? Atheist evolutionists believe we all came from nothing in the big bang but they forget their own
precious science that they worship says matter cannot be created or destroyed."
Madness: "That's cosmology; we're discussing evolution."
Christian: "Then you tell me how life started. Who made the first cell?"
Madness: "That's abiogenesis; we're discussing evolution."
Christian: "Who are you to say what is evolution and what isn't? I call it all evolution and my definition deserves respect."
Madness: "There are already agreed on definitions. If we don't use agreed definitions we can't communicate.."
Christian: "Well I'm sticking to my definitions, and I define you as an unsaved anti-Christian Darwinist and I define atheism as a religion. That's
why you can't understand that the universe is a giant fob-watch which proves there is a giant watchmaker in the sky who has made the devil blind you
and is going to send you to hell for being blinded!"
Madness: "There may be, and there may be a teapot circling the sun. Are you interested in the evolution of dogs from the wolf?"
Christian: "That's not real evolution. That's only micro evolution."
Madness: "And what's the difference?"
Christian: "The difference is I have to believe in micro-evolution to work in my field. But that doesn't mean I believe my granddaddy was a
monkey."
Madness: "Once more ... we didn't evolve from a monkey, all primates evolved from a common primate ancestor."
Christian: "That's why atheist evolutionists are so immoral. They think they're monkeys."
Madness: "Being an atheist doesn't mean you're immoral! There is proof that Christians can do immoral things too, and atheists can do good
things."
Christian: "If Christians do bad things they're not Christians, and if atheists do good things, well they cant because they're atheists, so that
proves Christains are good and atheists aren't."
Madness: "But I know lots of atheists who do good things."
Christian: "Impossible. I know what sort of arsehole I'd be if I didn't believe in eternal hellfires for the wicked, and you don't believe in
hell, so you must be as bad as I wish I could be."
Madness: "Please try to stick to the topic and put forward a logical argument for creation without ad hominems."
Christian: "Christians are being persecuted. I'm not talking to you any more. Discussion over."
Until some ardent creationist offers to enter the ring, I guess that will have to do you, madness.