The Most Interesting Man in the World

reply to post by projectvxn


I would rank this on par with the "real men of genius commercials"Bud L commercial
Great post and although people flag for the doom and misery (most of the time) i'm up for a lot more humor

reply to post by chrismarco


I once turned warfare into a happy occasion.

I once made sense of 2 + 2 = 5

Unlike most, I can stop after one Pringle

I am- the most interesting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance My Friends.

I once refused to believe that the world was round...

...The world conceded.

At airports TSA agents agree to my pat downs, to keep me safe from them

I don't need to sleep with one eye open. I can see through my eyelids..


I am- the most intersting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance My friends

reply to post by chrismarco


I think Bud has the best advertising committee of all time. Between the frogs, horses, and the real men of genius, they have decades of memorable commercials.

I still have: we salute you mr. foam finger maker.
stuck in my head.

This is just EPIC and full of 8 mins of win.

reply to post by projectvxn


These commercials are brilliant! I love the use of the narrators voice from Frontline. Hey, Vix? Do you have that voice follow you around? If so, I want to be your friend, lol.

I often fall out of consciousness, because I want to.

My MRI shows a lump, because I told it to.

My fingers and toes tingle with my awesomeness.

I have, a brain tumor.

reply to post by gandhi


..You are- the most screwed person in the world...

Stay irradiated, my friend.

I rented a car from Hertz once, I found my wife's panties in the back seat.

I cheated on my IQ test, and still got a -20.

I was thinking of running for President, polls showed Bristol Palin would get more votes.

The same woman turned me down for a date 17 times. Thanks a lot, sis.

I am -- the least interesting poster on ATS.

Stay drunk, my friends.

reply to post by VictorVonDoom




brilliant!

If looks can kill, so can my avatar.

I have an irrational belief in healthy skepticism.

I am a national treasure...In 47 countries.

I am- the most interesting Mod on ATS

Deny Ignorance, my friends.

reply to post by VictorVonDoom


haha thats a good one
xD

His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards



Lucky him.

Sharks have a week dedicated to him

"Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact"
"His organ donation card also lists his beard"
"If I can count the quarters in you pocket, use them to call a tailor"
"It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary"
All good stuff.

I have to admit this is fun.

Aliens think I am abducting them, but they have no proof.

Bigfoot claims to have a fuzzy video of me.

The purpose of the Philadelphia Experiment was to find my secret island.

The Bilderburgers believe I'm trying to take over the world; they don't know the half of it.

I am -- the most secretive man in the world.

Forget you read this post, my friends, if you know what's good for you.

Thanks for the laughs projectvxn

Happy Thanksgiving

Before wikileaks released it's cache of diplomatic documents..

Julien Assange called me first to ask my permission..

The Tea Party once asked me to be thier leader...

I don't drink tea...

I once had dinner with a woman named Kim that looked like a man at a UN after party..

She tried to convince me she was the leader of North Korea...


Stay ignorant my friends.....