Title: It Totally Makes Sense..my sick sense of humor..

Purple lion in the tree
Horned Giraffe for all to see
The flying monkey takes Dorothy away
While the Tin Man and the Scarecrow are there to stay
Jumping Owls attack the mice
While the Germans take care of their patties of rice
And the dodo bird falls to its death.....it is so sad
But what's so rare?
To see a squirrel roar like a bear...
But wait, what is that?!?!
That tree frog is eating a cat!
The penguins waddle with razor sharp teeth
And the Sharks lay their eggs in the sand underneath
And the Earth will someday end up like this, in disarray
If for some reason a nuclear bomb went off one day!