Extirpated by the Illuminati

Several months back I detailed a meeting between a certain 'private' group (rhymes with Bloomin' Potty) and executives from Mattel and Hasbro.

The meeting set forth a plan to begin embedding symbols in children's toys (such as the Lego Atlantis playsets) so that they would be easily recognizable once this group began making itself visible as the NWO over the next two years.

Even though this post was well within the permitted guidelines for dissemination of activities, I made the mistake of revealing my role in the creation of the "Sea Turtle" symbol. It is a serious protocol violation to reveal specific actions by individuals in our organization, even the individual himself, in ongoing campaigns.

So an Adjudication of Extirpation procedure was begun, resulting in an "EEH". (EEH - Extirpation, Expungement, Humiliation).

This is a fate worse than death for former Illuminati agents.

First, you are kicked out - Extirpation.

Then, any record of your involvement in the organization is destroyed, including memory 'modification' of existing low-level members - Expungement.

Finally a systematic and lifelong process of negating and taunting begins. Any attempt by me to reveal true Illuminati information is negated by a disinformation agent assigned to me for a lifetime.

My posts are ridiculed. My doctors are coached to insert demeaning words like "borderline obese" and "male pattern baldness" into my medical records.

TSA agents are required to shrink the size of my genitalia on security scans at the airport.

Sometimes they get a job at the bank and hold my paycheck for two business days so I will receive annoying overdraft notices.

They've even infiltrated friends of my wife on Facebook, subtly implying to her that I am "kooky" or "immature".

Finally, they torment me by inserting reminders of my expungement through subtle items placed against the backdrop of daily life. Things that mean nothing to others, but serve to remind me of the witty sarcasm of the arrogant puppetmasters of world domination.

I wanted to provide evidence of one of these before it disappears.

This picture is not for the faint-hearted. It was erected two years ago by Illuminati time agents who knew of my upcoming extirpation.

It is like a death by a thousand papercuts:




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I think it sucks to be harrased by certain individuals everyday. My suggestion: get a gun and turn all ninja assasin on their a.. .


But i'm skeptical about the sign with "Don't u feel stupid ???".

reply to post by emsed1


so u used to be in the clan then?

And why dont you start a revolution agaisnt them or expose them on a mass level somehow, you must have some brainson you and you must kind of know how they run the show. think of a way around it??

Originally posted by emsed1

TSA agents are required to shrink the size of my genitalia on security scans at the airport.

A fate worse than death. Honestly for pure humor's sake this is one of the more entertaining things i've heard today. Where does the paranoia end and the truth begin?

Paranoia anyone??? so if you are an Ex-Illuminati member how about you post some information that would better humanity.

I don't mean to be sarcastic but you said they expunged certain information from you... yet you remember you are a member of their organization... they didn't do a very good job...

Which would be more verifiable?

I have a secret decoder ring or a handwritten note from Colonel Sanders?

reply to post by emsed1


Have you discussed this problem of persecution with your invisible friend? This is just a guess, but if holding a payroll check for two days makes your rent check bounce you probably aren't illuminati.

Once I reported a UFO, and shortly thereafter that space critter from bugs bunny kept following me around the star trek convention. He'd turn invisible, then stand by me and fart. It was embarrasing.

What's up with that sign, emsed? Strange...

Thanks for the post. This is a fascinating subject, the disowning of former establishment members. I looked through your threads, but didn't see the one you referenced - can you link to it?

That you were EEH'd for revealing too much information isn't unexpected. One aspect of "secret societies" seems to often be a subtle transparency. Samsonite. Whatever the "plan" may be, it is purposefully open and the information available to whoever can see it (edit - at least some aspect are "hidden in plain sight"). Are members of your secret society required to disclose certain activities or information on a regular basis? Is this dissemination of information generally to honestly educate the masses, gain interest from especially perceptive potential recruits, or plant ideas (regardless of their truth) in order to further a desired mindset or goal? When "too much information" is revealed publicly, is it censored, "corrected", ridiculed, or is the information left alone and only the consequences dealt with?

When you made a thread answering questions (like your Freemason FAQs), did you have to wait for a question to give the applicable information, or would you have been allowed to give information without any request? Can you serve without a call? I'm talking pre-EEH'd emsed.

Have you read the thread by Hidden_Hand?

reply to post by emsed1


It has been a long time since I've seen this kind of deep seated, well crafted humor... great job!

However just in case you're serious, there's a couple of lines in your OP that appears your trying to send a message to someone we're not privy to, would you mind telling us who that is and what the secret message actually means?

--Charles Marcello

Instead of "bloomin'potty" why not just type your intended word in place of it being that your title has the word you are referring to anyways. Why the need to conceal?

And about the Dr visits, are you perhaps borderline obese? Are you experiencing male-pattern baldness? Could this just be accurate observations?

The thread then begins to really take a turn for the silly at the genital point. How do you know they are shrinking your genital pics, and are they passing them around the airport or something? I dont understand.

And being that the sign was there for 2 years already, it is very unlikely that it will be "disappearing" any time soon.

And "they" knew of your fate 2 years before it all happened by placing that sign there 2 years ago?

And finally, when I read "This picture is not for the faint-hearted." and seen that it was simply a sign with spray paint on it, I began thinking that the qualities of "kooky" and/or "immature" may really apply. HOW is that pic "not for the faint-hearted"? I thought I was going to see a baby with an ax through its head or something. You showed a pic with a sign in it. Whats not for the "faint-hearted" with a pic of a simple sign with spray paint on it??

I cannot help but think this thread is in fact sort of "kooky" and possibly "immature" at this point. Perhaps some explanations may clear that up. But the way it looks now, the thread really is "kooky".

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Speak for yourself, i'm still having palpitations. Surely you saw the munchkin hanging from the tree in the background!

Originally posted by Wayfarer
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Speak for yourself, i'm still having palpitations. Surely you saw the munchkin hanging from the tree in the background!

LOL, nice!! I needed a good laugh. That surely made me laugh.

LOL.

So you was in the illuminati?

I have a few questions....

Why torment you, would it not just be easier to have you killed or euthanized?

What is an illuminati time agent?

Is there a dis-info agent in this thread?

Also whats the turtle image?

Peace.
ALS

Ah, I think I might have been Punk'd.

and just how far did you go in this organization? my understanding is that there is an actual amount you must be making for a course of 5 yrs prior to being given an invitation. and it is also my understanding that the continental united states is subdivided into a certain number. of course, if you are able to answer these questions, you know you shouldn't be posting anything at all. especially a landmark picture which is easily traced.

Why all the trouble?

Couldnt they have just like "killed" you or something? :O

reply to post by emsed1

My posts are ridiculed. My doctors are coached to insert demeaning words like "borderline obese" and "male pattern baldness" into my medical records. TSA agents are required to shrink the size of my genitalia on security scans at the airport. Sometimes they get a job at the bank and hold my paycheck for two business days so I will receive annoying overdraft notices. They've even infiltrated friends of my wife on Facebook, subtly implying to her that I am "kooky" or "immature".

Okay, lets see if I've got this right.............You are a little on the "large" size..........your'e bald.........you have small genitalia.......your wife's friends think your immature.

You've posted all this here on ATS for all to see.....................and you wonder why someone would paint up a sign asking "Don't u feel stupid?" ??

I'd say the clues are there Sherlock!!

i've been lurking on ats for about a year now. made this account a few months back, waiting for a good thread to post in. and this looks like its as good as any!


you, sir, are very clever.