Man forced to eat his beard

"...one thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire."

An argument over a lawn-mower escalated to the point where two men cut off his beard, stuffed it in his mouth, and made him eat it.

Well...

1. I am guessing these folks did not attend or watch the Rally to Restore Sanity.

2. Is it weird that if someone had told me this incident without mentioning the state, I would have put Kentucky in my top-3 guesses?

3. The freakin' beard? Seriously? This brave man has my sympathy.

4. Could this be the "tipping point?" *cue: suspenseful music*

5. Why aren't the Pleiadians doing anything about this?

This a big social issue, why post here, lol?

Americans must be pretty bored wanting to see a person eat his beard.