Pee On Your Phone to Test For STDs

Soon, all you'll need to test yourself for STDs is a computer chip, some urine, and a smartphone. For serious! You can finally the ignominy of a gonorrhea diagnosis in the privacy of your own bathroom.

The self-testing pee-readers are currently in the research phase, with millions of dollars going towards the portable devices. Once they're on the market, you'd be able to relieve yourself on the USB dongle-sized chip, plug it into your phone or computer, and voila! You'll know if it was just an itch or...

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we will soon see those startrek device to diagnose anything


oops wrong category

1 - I'm very sure I don't have to worry about any STDs.
2 - The 'pee on the phone' thing ... not ever gunna' happen! At least not with me.

Instead of "You've got mail!"....


wait for it....

3...2...1....

"You've got AIDS!"



Yeah...that was predictable.

A while back there was a commercial about a pregnancy test. It said it was the most advanced technology that you would ever pee on.

Apparently they were wrong

"Hello? Oh crap, I forgot I urinated on my phone, hold please!"

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