Tipping Point...November 7th...I'm Super Cerial!!

The tipping point is here! All the other predictions about Nov. 6th were right yet wrong at the same time. They were right in that what was written shall come to pass. They were wrong in that they were all off by a day. My friends, I have been chosen to spread the word of our coming trials and tribulations by Nibiru!

Nibiru is,in fact, a great evil demon god that chooses his physical avatar to be a fictional planet that is invisible! Using technology beyond what our pathetic mortal minds can even conceive of he beamed the information directly into my brain last night. He had this to say,"Woe to all the mortals of the earth... Listen to the Time Wave and Webot Prophecies...Blah,blah, blah... Evil stuff... The streets will flow with the blood of the unbelievers...Blah, blah, blah...Starting Nov. 7th, not 6th. " He then said to go forth and do his bidding but in retrospect I think that was intended for me.

Now, I know what your thinking! Where is the proof? Well how about MATH... can't argue with that right?

Nibiru in all his vile evil has given me this equation: (6+2012)/1009+5=7 were 6 equals the day of the month (today) and 2012 is self exlainitory, 1009 represents all things vile as it is the Number of Niburu! The 5 is there because it fit. The prophets of yesterday(literally) we wrong because they didn't figure in for Nibiru!

So cower lowly mortals. The END IS NIGH!

If this is some kind of a parody, that was great!

Shine on, you crazy human..

Anyway.. what do you mean by "the end"?

What was the tipping point of when ATS became The Onion?

We have a lot of nuttiness already without adding conspiracy satire to the mix.

roflmao!

Here we go again. Some people really have too much time on their hands.

Originally posted by F011235813
The tipping point is here! All the other predictions about Nov. 6th were right yet wrong at the same time. They were right in that what was written shall come to pass. They were wrong in that they were all off by a day. My friends, I have been chosen to spread the word of our coming trials and tribulations by Nibiru!

Nibiru is,in fact, a great evil demon god that chooses his physical avatar to be a fictional planet that is invisible! Using technology beyond what our pathetic mortal minds can even conceive of he beamed the information directly into my brain last night. He had this to say,"Woe to all the mortals of the earth... Listen to the Time Wave and Webot Prophecies...Blah,blah, blah... Evil stuff... The streets will flow with the blood of the unbelievers...Blah, blah, blah...Starting Nov. 7th, not 6th. " He then said to go forth and do his bidding but in retrospect I think that was intended for me.

Now, I know what your thinking! Where is the proof? Well how about MATH... can't argue with that right?

Nibiru in all his vile evil has given me this equation: (6+2012)/1009+5=7 were 6 equals the day of the month (today) and 2012 is self exlainitory, 1009 represents all things vile as it is the Number of Niburu! The 5 is there because it fit. The prophets of yesterday(literally) we wrong because they didn't figure in for Nibiru!

So cower lowly mortals. The END IS NIGH!

Let him know I'll kick his ass if he screws up my Birthday tomorrow.

Someone actually flagged this?

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may snus power grow my friend.