Really Really weird things are happening in Michigan

It started roughly around 6 pm this evening. I don't know exactly how to explain this so people will believe what I am saying. I haven't been on ATS very long, and my credibility might come into question here.

So, like I was saying it happened around 6pm this evening. I was sitting at home, watching history channel, and IT
happened. There was knock at the door. So like any other day, I got up to answer the door...This is where everything gets really really weird.

I opened the door, standing in front of me was a witch and Harry Potter. They both said something in some other language.. So... I did like any other sane person.. I screamed GO AWAY and slammed the door.... I went over to the couch and sat down to digest what had just happened... Now this is where It gets creepy..

Maybe 2 minutes went by .... another knock at the door. So I wearily got up and went to the door.. I peeked out the peep hole.. I couldn't see a thing.. Then as I was peeking, there was another knock at the door... I swung the door open to see if there was someone pranking me. It was at this point ... I realized how serious the situation was..

Who ever was out to get me had found 3 midgets dressed up as ghosts to get me.... They yelled something .... then I yelled something, slammed the door and ran inside.

This went on for at least 2 hours.... It finally ended about 10 minutes ago... I was hoping this wasn't that "hollywood whacker" hit squad going after people from the midwest.

If anyone else has had a similar experience, or advice on protecting myself and my family, please chime in.

reply to post by MiMobs


oh my god, this is happening to me too. like an hour ago i was sitting here minding my own business and next thing i know this little pirate looking thing knocks on my door. i didn't open it. i just put my back against the door and screamed out for it to go away.

Same thing happened to me. Except I saw Spiderman. Maybe it's mass-hallucinations?

Really Really???

Just one question, Why?

Not even remotely humorous, amusing, fun or cute. So......

Why?

reply to post by MiMobs


I'm no Madam Zoltar, but I feel confident it's trick or treater's.
Turn your porch light off, and they will go away.

THE NWO IS PREPARING THE FIRST STAGES OF THE BLUE BEAM PROJECT!!!!

Oh noez! The wicked army is preparing to attack!

Quick, don your tin foil armor!

reply to post by EyeHeartBigfoot


Edited for debunking purposes-- Thanks for the heads up poster..

They even had little small sacks.. Dumb little creatures must have thought my body would fit in a pillow case..

P.S Get over yourself.

yep. scary!

Downtown, last night, there was a mass congregation of humans / freaks.

There were zombies, werewolves, very elderly belly-dancers....I even saw a senior citizen couple that had morphed into LEGO BUILDING BLOCKS!

My OWN two kids had been transformed into blood sucking night-beasts, and my wife INSISTED that I parade her around on a leash...which I didn't really mind.

The strange thing is, is that the unaffected populace seemed to NOT EVEN NOTICE anything was amiss!!! There was a HUGE block party!!!

H.G Wells was there too. In his time machine. He refused to take me back to 1985.

Originally posted by MiMobs
reply to post by EyeHeartBigfoot

 

So you don't find it remotely humerous or funny? Well shame on you for having a scoul on your face.. It was fun .. it was funny.. There is no room for ebaneezer here.. Now be gone like those little trolls that were here earlier..


They even had little small sacks.. Dumb little creatures must have thought my body would fit in a pillow case..

P.S Get over yourself.

reply to post by MiMobs


Wonderful.

And Again, Why?

Better go check your windows. And be sure not to stomp on any burning paper sacks left at your door.

It's just the pagans out and about again. They are usually harmless. In fact, many of them are Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, you name it. Everyone loves a good pagan ritual! Sit back and enjoy the MAJIK!!!

sit back and enjoy.......hail man.......i just had to deal with a navo from avatar and a dad gum optimus prime...man.....where's a deceptagon when you need one/

Oh now I get it...No Wait...What?

Second Line "For Fun!!!"

reply to post by EyeHeartBigfoot


OP - Thank you. I don't see this sort of thing where I live, thanks for the details.


Why the bloody hell not?? HUH?? There's those that like and those that don't. Appreciate it for what it is and lighten up!

MM

Good lord the little buggers are everywhere! They're asking for stuff, and are incognito, with some carrying what could be concealed weapons in little plastic pumpkins! One was even carrying a pillowcase! It was full of ......something.........or other.........


I advise to give them whatever they want, and get rid of them as quickly as possible so your dogs will stop barking.

reply to post by EyeHeartBigfoot


Your from Akron Ohio.... You should see the humor in ANYTHING....
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