For the Consideration of

We the people of the United States of America, in order to completely submit to the ideals of serfdom, hereby request that the Congress of the United States of America, in order to maintain proper respect for the Executive branch throughout the nation and its peoples, immediately pass into law the proper etiquette for addressing the President of the United States of America hereafter to be referred to as His Majesty the King.

Among such proclamations and laws punishable by immediate and swift beheading upon violation are the following:

I. The President as Chief Executive and Commander and Chief shall be forthwith titled His Majesty the King.

II. When addressing His Majesty the King any person save those excused by His Majesty the King shall immediately kneel down with forehead pressed to the floor until given leave by His Majesty the King to stand.

III. When in large masses and granted the supreme privilege of gazing upon His Majesty the King all peoples shall raise his or her right arm extended and proclaim �Hail to the King� with excitement and loud praising voices.

IV. His Majesty the King shall not be questioned henceforth by either Congress, Administration, or citizen of the United States unless said question has been permitted by His Majesty the King through a permissible request of permission and requestation.

V. His Majesty the King�s birthday shall henceforth be a national holiday whereas all people�s will be allowed to take a leave from work or school in order to reflect on the greatness of His Majesty the King.

VI. All monies and coinage shall henceforth be reprinted to bear the portrait of His Majesty the King.

VII. The First Lady of the United States shall henceforth be referred to as Her Highness the Queen.

VIII. The Vice President of the United states shall henceforth be referred to as Lord of the Realm.

IX. The cabinet ministers shall henceforth be referred to as Barons and Baronesses, excepting the Secretary of Defense whom shall henceforth be referred to as the Duke of Defense or Lord High General.

X. The Attorney General shall henceforth be referred to as Herr Police-Fuehrer.

XI. The questioning or other outspokenness against or pertaining to anyone in the employ of His Majesty the King or proclamations therefrom shall be punishable by immediate and swift beheading.

Respectively Requested
We the undersigned
United Serfs of America


populuslibertas.com...

Are these people serious or merely using sarcasm?

I'd rather abide by the contractual obligations of the US Constitution...Which, by the way, denotes that such titles of royalty cannot be bestowed upon any member of the government. It also states that such titles are not to be *accepted* by any member of our government as issued by any foreign country except with permission of Congress...

...Which, by the way, Bush accepted Knighthood by the Crown of England...But I don't know if he had the permission of Congress to accept it. I've never heard or seen of any documentation to show that Bush had the support of Congress for it.