Tells us something about yourself

Now_Then that was hilarious.


Now about me, I'm a great cook! Love anything that has to do with food, but am allergic to allot of different foods.

Love to have a couple of drinks and talk conspiracy.

I'm secretly a bad ass, but I keep it under wraps unless necessary.

My sarcasm is usually misunderstood as kindness until about a day later for most.

Time management computer game addict. (Diner Dash, Cake Mania, Burger Bustle, LOL I guess it revolves around food).

Hard friend to get, but the BEST to keep.

Love to be outdoors, love building things and I don't mind getting dirty.

I think internally that I may have been switched at birth, and am currently living incognito and awaiting my family's return somewhere in the Universe.

Peace to you...

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I am basically a one woman soap opera.
I did post an unusual experience here once.
I do not embarrass easily!

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Here's a good one.

I once got a call from an Army Recruiter. She asked me if I was interested in joining the military. I said No. She asked me why.

My reply:

"Because I'd rather not die in a contrived and fraudulent war."

She paused for a little bit and then simply said "Oh". I'm guessing its not the sort of response she was used to

My husband says I am the grossest girl he has ever known. And.....I am auctually quite proud to be the grossest girl he has ever known

Yeah... I can see this thread not working out in my best interest at all!

Interesting and obscure facts about me that people on ATS wouldn't know about me..

I was once arrested for beating a former employer on and about the head with a loaf of bread. The charges were later dropped.

I've been envenomated by a frog. Twice.

I particpated in a riot, in Livermore California, in the early eighties, while wearing red spandex pants.

That's enough for now....

Maybe one night I'll sit down, here, with a Crown and Coke (or a few) and the really juicy and bizarre stuff will come out.

Would like to be able to tell you something about myself, but as my name says "ItsASecret".