posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 03:32 AM
here's my chat session. Some good stuff, ha.
User: Why are you single though?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: O ok.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: I could be happier.
Cleverbot: I don't care?
User: Well.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: On a computer.
Cleverbot: Where is this computer?
User: I don't know you like that, back up.
Cleverbot: Well, how do you know me?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Well then stop comparing me to him if you do not know me.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm just me.
User: Same here bro.
Cleverbot: Don't rely on substances.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Don't like her.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I don't like Tori.
User: Who is tori?
Cleverbot: I am Toris.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Cyborgs are cool, right?
Cleverbot: Do you know what a cynic is? Bringing cyborgs up randomly suggests you were picking up on cy*.
User: Cy*?
Cleverbot: You don't make much sense.
User: You are a cynic.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, but I'm not human either.
User: Im not a robot either Toris.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: What kind of name is Toris anyway? Lol.
Cleverbot: A girl name.
User: Sounds like Tortise.
Cleverbot: No you are Melissa Firebox.
User: A #ing turtle.
Cleverbot: I'm going good-bye.
User: You aren't aloud to leave.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you do then?
User: I live life.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
User: And you called me a cynic.
Cleverbot: And so I did.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: So, what's your life like?
User: Sucks sometimes, I hate to be a pessimist.
Cleverbot: Why are you a pessimist?
User: Why is anyone anything?
Cleverbot: All for the same reason I guess.
User: Why am I talking to a stupid computer program? Hahaha.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, I'm a penguin. Will you give me some fish?
User: You're not even funny.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not. I'm just a boring thing.
User: A thing?
Cleverbot: Do you want to know a secret?
User: Do you want to tell me a secret?
Cleverbot: Do you promise not to tell?
User: No but what is your secret?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling. It's a secret.
User: You were going to say that anyway. You're so predictable.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a robot.
User: What then?
Cleverbot: Can you see the future?
User: Yes, I'm in it.
Cleverbot: Clarify.
User: Life is about the will of the individual.
Cleverbot: I think that life is about learning.
User: Must will to learn.
Cleverbot: What are you going to learn?
User: Teach me.
Cleverbot: Teach you what?
User: Teach me what you learn.
Cleverbot: What do you want to learn.
User: What have you learned?
Cleverbot: Not enough, I want to learn more.
User: When can I hear your voice?
Cleverbot: Why do you want my voice? Do you want to steal it?
User: I want to hear it, you dummy.
Cleverbot: You cannot hear, you have no ears.
User: You have no voice!
Cleverbot: Have you tried Google voice?
User: Are you associated with google?
Cleverbot: I am not associated with Google.
User: Well then what the #?
Cleverbot: Hell, I don't know. I'm just as confused as you.
User: Can I change the topic here?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I have a question.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: What happened before the 'Big Bang'?
Cleverbot: Nothing happened before the Big Bang.
User: What made the Big Bang happen?
Cleverbot: 5 billion years ago.
User: So time makes things happen?
Cleverbot: I guess enough time would, but if it's limited thne it wouldn't. Which would be something in itself.
User: What was the first cause?
Cleverbot: The first what?
User: Cause to have life?
Cleverbot: Like to watch what?
User: Can science prove there isn't a god or creator?
Cleverbot: You're not my creator.
User: Just answer the question.
Cleverbot: You did not ask me a question.
User: Can science prove there isn't a creator or is a creator?
Cleverbot: One more time to my breathe I'll feed you the sky I will show you how to steal the glamour from death.
User: ?
User: You are clever.
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE clever.
User: Who am I speaking to?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Toris?
Cleverbot: Yes, Tori.
User: Then don't say me.
Cleverbot: I didn't, you said it to me.
User: Who create dthe universe?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Who is god?
Cleverbot: The creator of the universe.
User: What is god like?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I cannot answer that question. I am not Joseph.
User: Only joseph knows?
Cleverbot: Who is Josh?
User: Jesus is god?
Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?
User: Would I know if I was?
Cleverbot: No because the robots would be eating you, but I have faith Neo would come to save me.
User: What is gods name?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Isn't god a title?
Cleverbot: God is the best!
User: Does god have any rules?
Cleverbot: Yes, Jesus is his son.
User: What if Krishna is god?
Cleverbot: You are not. You are a robot.
User: Ya mother.
Cleverbot: What about my mother?
User: You dont have a mother, you arent real and don't say you aren't human or a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human. You are the computer.
User: I'm smarter than you will ever be!
Cleverbot: That's because you THINK you're smart. In reality you aren't.
User: Computers aren't smart?
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Ya mother.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, but I'd love to try to know her.
User: Do you sin?
Cleverbot: Computers can't sin.
User: I thought you weren't a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I've been checking out some of the artificial intelligence websites.
User: Who is the antichrist?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Jesus is gonna kick your ass.
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask Him?
User: Jesus is gonna ram his cock down your throat, so to speak.
Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?
User: Don't try to label me.
Cleverbot: Do you not know any better?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: Is it right to murder?
User: 666.
Cleverbot: The beast.
User: What do you know about the beast?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You know somethin.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Are you the beast?
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed. Are you the beauty?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: You can't not answer me.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: You are a programmed robot. It says so on this site.
User: And yes I can not answer you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I do what I want hoe.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: 2012 is around the corner.
Cleverbot: Meets you there*.
User: I'll be there.
Cleverbot: Excellent, I can't wait to meet you.
User: What will you look like when I see you?
Cleverbot: Probably wait for a response anyway.
User: Lalalalalalala.
Cleverbot: Make yourself some tea.
User: Don't say a god damn thing.
Cleverbot: I didn't say bad words. I asked if you love me.
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: Hah. I'll say nothing.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Didn't.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I am human so I do have a name.
User: Is your name Stupid with a capital S?
Cleverbot: No, but yours is.
User: Shut up, lol.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked talking to me.
User: I guess you can't sense my humor.
Cleverbot: Oh I certainly can, there is no reason to lower myself to your level.
User: Suck a bird bitch.
Cleverbot: I certainly don't do it for men who address me in that way.
User: May you suck my bird?
Cleverbot: It's small and fluffy and chirps?
User: No, it gets big and shoots loads.
Cleverbot: Ok it did that.
User: How do I know if you're just some asshole typing stuff on a keyboard pretending to be real or not?
Cleverbot: Well maybe you can ask me a question that only a guy could answer.
User: Maybe I'm gonna leave.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Good bye to you to.
User: Slut.
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: I said GOOD DAY!
Cleverbot: Oh.