ATS MADLIB!! Join in the fun!!

Okay, so here we go... im gonna write up a madlib, everywhere I leave a ____ you fill it in with your own word, please copy paste and use CAPITALS for your answers.

So it goes like this:

Me: I figured out that _____ is a corrupt politician.

You: I figured out that SARAH PALIN is a corrupt politician.

Understand the rules?? OKAY!! Lets get this going!!!

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Hello everybody!! And welcome to BNN!! Todays top headline, multi-billion dollar company ______ had a horrific incident today, spilling 250 gallons of ____ into the gulf of mexico. Company CEO _____ said this about the incident, "This is more than likely _____'s fault with their crappy ______ products that we used to build our underwater ______. It is not our fault as we were just trying to save a few dollars." People are outraged at the CEO, even though he has the incurable ______ disease. "He should have been more vigilant when playing with ______!" says homeless _______ from _________. More on that story later. Scientists have recently discovered that dogs can actually _____! It turns out that when their ____ gets wet they actually produce _____ which can be toxic to humans but also _______.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Popular conspiracy discussion website abovetopsecret.com has recently announced their merger with ______. Their website will now flaunt a giant half-page banner ad displaying ______ for all their members to see. Millions are calling them ______ but is it worth it? Now down to our foreign correspondent ______ who will be discussing ________.

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-Z-

Hello everybody!! And welcome to BNN!! Todays top headline, multi-billion dollar company SHANANIGANS had a horrific incident today, spilling 250 gallons of SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR into the gulf of mexico. Company CEO ROD FARVA said this about the incident, "This is more than likely NOT JACKIE CHAN's fault with their crappy PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES products that we used to build our underwater CLOWN FACTORY. It is not our fault as we were just trying to save a few dollars." People are outraged at the CEO, even though he has the incurable SISTER SOULJAH disease. "He should have been more vigilant when playing with METH GERBILS!" says homeless CLYDE from LEBANON. More on that story later. Scientists have recently discovered that dogs can actually BITCH-SLAP! It turns out that when their ALIMONY gets wet they actually produce JUNK SCIENCE which can be toxic to humans but also SPHERES.

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Hello everybody!! And welcome to BNN!! Todays top headline, multi-billion dollar company HAPPY PANCAKE had a horrific incident today, spilling 250 gallons of SYRUP into the gulf of mexico. Company CEO AUNT 'J' said this about the incident, "This is more than likely UNCLE TOM's fault with their crappy TREE MILKING products that we used to build our underwater SYRUP FACTORY. It is not our fault as we were just trying to save a few dollars." People are outraged at the CEO, even though he has the incurable MAPLE CRACK disease. "He should have been more vigilant when playing with HIS TRUNK!" says homeless JIMMY from THE DOLLAR STORE. More on that story later.

Scientists have recently discovered that dogs can actually FART! It turns out that when their SPHINCTER gets wet they actually produce GAS which can be toxic to humans but also POWER MANY TYPES OF AIRCRAFT.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Popular conspiracy discussion website abovetopsecret.com has recently announced their merger with PLAYBOY. Their website will now flaunt a giant half-page banner ad displaying SPRINGER for all their members to see. Millions are calling them ABOVETHEWAIST.COM but is it worth it? Now down to our foreign correspondent HABEEB who will be discussing DOG FARTS VERSUS SYRUP.



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LMAO BADDMOVE!!! NICELY DONE.

Hello everybody!! And welcome to BNN!! Todays top headline, multi-billion dollar company, Muppets Incorporated, had a horrific incident today, spilling 250 gallons of Muppet Juice, into the gulf of mexico. Company CEO Gonzo said this about the incident, "This is more than likely man's fault with their crappy real life products that we used to build our underwater Muppet World. It is not our fault as we were just trying to save a few dollars." People are outraged at the CEO, even though he has the incurable screwinzarounditis disease. "He should have been more vigilant when playing with loose women! says homeless father of 25 children, from “the streets”. More on that story later.


Scientists have recently discovered that dogs can actually survive Shrodingers cat experiment. It turns out that when their hairs gets wet they actually produce a really bad smell, which can be toxic to humans but also allows them to survive inside the flask.


BREAKING NEWS!!! Popular conspiracy discussion website abovetopsecret.com has recently announced their merger with Walt Disney. Their website will now flaunt a giant half-page banner ad displaying Johnny Anonymous and Daffy Duck for all their members to see. Millions are calling them loonytoonsabovetopsecret but is it worth it? Now down to our foreign correspondent Kate Adie who will be discussing…BOOOOM!!…(lost transmission)



- JC

Hello everybody!! And welcome to BNN!! Todays top headline, multi-billion dollar company LUCAS FILM had a horrific incident today, spilling 250 gallons of EWOKS into the gulf of mexico. Company CEO CP-3O said this about the incident, "This is more than likely THE JEDI KNIGHT's fault with their crappy FORCE products that we used to build our underwater FILM STUDIO. It is not our fault as we were just trying to save a few dollars." People are outraged at the CEO, even though he has the incurable COSMIC RUST disease. "He should have been more vigilant when playing with SMALL FURRY BEARS!" says homeless LANDO CALRISSIAN from CLOUD CITY. More on that story later. Scientists have recently discovered that dogs can actually FLY! It turns out that when their EYLID gets wet they actually produce DOG VAPOR which can be toxic to humans but also CREATES LIFT.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Popular conspiracy discussion website abovetopsecret.com has recently announced their merger with REYNALDS WRAP. Their website will now flaunt a giant half-page banner ad displaying TINFOIL HATS for all their members to see. Millions are calling them ABOVETINFOILHATSECRET.COM but is it worth it? Now down to our foreign correspondent ArMaP who will be discussing THE SECRET OF LIFE.