Life is inherently dangerous and should be ruthlessly outlawed and stamped out!

Explanation: In this Neo-Moralistic Politically Correct world we live in, it has become quite apparent that being alive is inherently dangerous to oneself and also to others and I therefor propose that all living things be outlawed and ruthlessly eliminated as quickly as possible.

Personal Disclosure: It would be for [y]our own good! You know it make sense!

P.S. If you don't enforce a zero tolerance policy on any and all risk, are you really being serious about safety and security???

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Personal Disclosure: Enjoy!