posted on Jun, 18 2010 @ 02:58 AM
Tony: Hey Mr President we may have tapped into a thermal vent. We don't know how to stop the F*****ing thing.
Obama: NO worries Tony we'll probably just nuke the thing anyways once we have enough public outrage.
Tony: OK so what should I say to congress.
Obama: No worries. We own all them clowns. Just put on a dog and pony show for the cameras and deny everything Tony. How 'bout you give me $20
Billion to distract everyone away from the collapsing world economy?
Tony: $20 Billion? Sure I thought you were gonna nationalize us. It's all make believe funny money anyways right. Hey Mr President I think we may
have accidently discovered unlimited geothermal energy.
Obama: Tony I'm gonna forget that you ever said that. What are you trying to do, mess up our whole tax and control structure?
[edit on 18-6-2010 by In nothing we trust]