I´m glad that Lady Gaga takes the stage by perfect storm without me. I´m just the man behind the love-you scenes.
Dreams has shaped my path.
One, I´m sitting in my spectacular garden under a palm tree ranch, pondering the hard truths of life. Suddenly you show up in front of me, saying
"Can I join you ?". And I´m like uninterested, replying "Sure, why not !" Then freaked out, as my gated property has walls, I look at you in
dismay, "Who on earth are you young lady ? Wow, you jump well. How did you get in ? But you are Lady Gaga !!!" I shouted, bombastically shocked. You
said nothing but started to laugh. Then I woke up, fumbling my beautiful dark-skinned wife´s inner thigh. "Man !" I stuttered, exhaling, and went
to sleep again, trying to re-live the dream of the dubbed Czech Hollywood Warrior Priest from Serious Entertainment
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Two, the following night, I went to a supermarket, constantly thinking of Lady Gaga, closing my eyes, I see Lady Gaga, shutting my ears, I hear Lady
Gaga. I´m smiling this time, but I usually frown. I´m talking to myself, like "Have I gone insane or something ? Or is it that the world is totally
crazy ? Damn, I forgot what I was going to buy !" Then you appear as a clerk with your mocking "Can I help you, sir ? " I stare at you,
dumbfounded, and manage rather upset "Lady Gaga ? What are you doing in a Nicaraguan supermarket ?" And you look at me like you´re in love with me,
and I melt the tough guy on the outside and hear your song Paparazzi in the background "I will follow you until you love me, your paparazzi...", and
I´m so moved. Then I wake up, clearly disturbed, wiping a tear or two, mine, and whisper "Holy cow !". That´s it. I haven´t had a third one
yet.
Here´s the third, a couple of days later. Clad in my pathetic underwear, gloomy, I´m on the beach shuffling away, kind of lost in a happy crowd.
Then I catch a glimpse of you in Voo Doo ClickForDetails bikini, just like in my Voodoo video for you, smiling at me. I move my lips to breathe your
name and start to run towards you, pushing through the crowd. But laughing at me, you start to run away from me. I´m out of breath, I stop, and
whisper "You´re too fast, I´ll never catch you like this". You come to me, padding on my shoulder. And I, kind of melodramatically, ask you "Why
are you running away from me?", to which you reply softly "I don´t know!" and demand from me "And why are you chasing me?" I´m scared to tell
you, my voice trembling, the tough guy´s gone. Finally I manage "BECAUSE I KNOW, I´VE SEEN THE FUTURE!!!" And I wake up in cold sweat, it´s like
100 F.
To be continued ?