For I am David (Of Goliath) & Introducing the Anti-Christ.

Originally posted by Sean48

Originally posted by Karma_Chameleon


To tell you the truth, I tried to read the Op. I got through half of it, and I just lost interest.

You are my hero, you got half way throught it.

I got about 6 lines in , and started yawning.

I was so hopeful that ASTAR was going to be some miracle worker all knowing being that I wanted to prove it that I read 2/3 of it

I ended up learning that ASTAR knows less than me...


Right... David wrote Psalms, then vowed to never read AGAIN texts that didn't even exist yet

But god told me I'M David!

just kidding, Dont listen to this fool.

Im the real anti-christ

Dude, the Gerasenes demon once told me on MSN — after a lengthy discussion on man's nature — that the world as I knew it was going to come to an end at midnight. I asked S/he/it whether midnight meant Central, Mountain, Pacific or Eastern.

Good ol' Gerasenes disappeared forever after that.

Dividing by zero confuses my calculator so it might be the ultimate weapon to destroy the anti-christ.

reply to post by VonDoomen


Whoa, whoa, whoa...
There's only enough room for ONE Anti-Christ in this forum and that's me!!

Let's battle.

I rescind all my statements it was all a hoax.

[edit on 25-5-2010 by AsTaR]

I developed a rather serious nose bleed while trying to read this.

It played out worse than radio mystery theater, the only thing missing was the catchy music and multiple voices reading off a cheesy script.
I’m gonna go drink heavily now because I have no choice if I want to get my IQ back.

reply to post by bvproductions


fine you can be the anti-christ...

but i get to be keanuo reeves