I want to meet a psychic

I want to meet a psychic. Are there any Psychics here at ATS? if so I have alot of questions regarding my future. But to make sure you are real try to describe my physical appearance.

reply to post by starwarsisreal


Google it.

You'll find plenty of 1-800 numbers willing to take your money.

No but really, your going to have to pay to get lied to.

~Keeper

Yep there are bound to be many out there selling the services you want. Take your pick take your chance as they say.

reply to post by starwarsisreal


although there are and there will always be a few who claim to be psychic here on ATS, i can assure you that they are not.

listen to them but dont believe anything they say. being a psychic is like being an mechanical engineer or lawyer, there are a few tricks that you need to learn and once you get the hang of it you can trick many people into believing you.

if you want a true psychic go to morroco or algeria, very accurate psychics there although still a lot of liers there too

[edit on 15-5-2010 by RizeorDie]

Well I have ways of testing them though so first If I were make sure they are real they would have to say either my real first name(no last name)
or physical appearance.

Originally posted by starwarsisreal
I want to meet a psychic. Are there any Psychics here at ATS? if so I have alot of questions regarding my future. But to make sure you are real try to describe my physical appearance.

Male, gay
5'10"
Balding, brn hair
184lb
wire rimmed glasses

Currently wearing
Dockers
Boat shoes/no socks
Button down long sleeved shirt
Driving a Toyota Celica

Especially fond of Orville Redenbacher popcorn
Cat lover
Parents both living
Employed in Retail
Secretly in love with Johnny Depp


How did I do? I'm not a psychic but I do play one on TV. [really]

reply to post by starwarsisreal


Unfortunatly, your just going to have to hope to meet one. The ones on the internet or phone lines are sketchy. I did a meeting on the phone with one who was a friend of a friend, and she couldnt even tell me how old I was.

But soon as I met her in person she was able to tell me my past and what my greatest fears were.

I say single male teen with black hair and brown eyes from a Muslim speaking family with 1 older brother and a younger sister.
Not prepared to give anymore info unless Im right lol

Originally posted by starwarsisreal
I want to meet a psychic.

I had a feeling you were going to say that!

IRM

reply to post by whaaa


And who are YOU? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Originally posted by sylvie
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And who are YOU? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Is that you Ms. Brown??? I thought so!! See...I am psychic!

[edit on 17-5-2010 by whaaa]

I used to know one in Huntsville. She didn't charge for anything, or advertise.

She's nationally known by the cops, though, because she does a lot of work with the FBI and local law enforcement, who use psychics way more than I would have thought. You don't hear about it a lot.

I don't think Jeannette could work a computer if her life depended on it, though. She's sweet but a bit daft.

Not to make fun...I believe in psychics, but do not go to anyone on TV or over the phone. Go to word of mouth psychics. There are plenty of psychics that are government rated for accuracy. Call them intuitive or psychic does not matter as their accuracy is specific and targeted. Police departments use psychics and they qualify the psychic before using them. They don't just call the 800 number.

reply to post by starwarsisreal




I'm going to give you a free reading about your future as I assume that my physical description of you was accurate being as how you haven't told me otherwise.

I ascribe to the "urban shaman" school of divination which means instead of tealeaves we read the fresh oil spots on the drive way.

The procedure...make a list of 5 questions. ...here are the answers, not necessarily in order

1. Watch your step as you go!

2. It would be inadvisable

3. Investigate then enjoy it.

4. Not the German Shepard!!!

5. Don't waste your money


bonus answer....A nice bottle of Tequila!!


whaaa needs to rest now.... this psychic work is exhausting... and may the spirit of John Edwards bless and keep you... Namaste


[edit on 18-5-2010 by whaaa]

I'm not a psychic, nor do I know any, however I do predict that you'll meet one on 22 May 2010 at 10:30 in a business with red, green and yellow on the storefront. She will be wearing a monochrome outfit.

reply to post by starwarsisreal


You are an Alien!!!!!!!!
2nd

reply to post by starwarsisreal


Hi I am franspeakfree, I charge $10 a minute and my paypal account is [email protected]. BTW your 5/8 brown hair, age 22 and you should really change you socks. Next...............

Not nice guys. I think you scared her away.

reply to post by itsallmaya


But how they wanted to know whats really up so what happened lol, and hello friend!!!!!!!WHERE EVER YOU ARE.



[edit on 5/18/10 by Ophiuchus 13]