So what advice would you give god, if god was a human on the planet

So what advice would you give god, if god was a human on the planet and just realizing how the devil is quickly gaining control of his playground earth. Say god had to take some time to realize exactly who he is and now has begun to figure out the true nature of reality and how it all connected back to him. At the current state the planet is in and the fact that the future is yet unwritten what advice would you give god to aid his creation of heaven on earth.

*****This isnt a "what would you say to god" post or "if you could ask god anything" post. this is a what advice would you give to him/her to help create a heaven on earth instead of hell? this is a specific question.

[edit on 5-5-2010 by hautmess]

reply to post by hautmess


Maybe to stop drinking so heavily that he blacks out and forgets who he is.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
reply to post by hautmess

 

Maybe to stop drinking so heavily that he blacks out and forgets who he is.

what if that is no longer an issue, as well as he dosent own a television and has begun to eat only from the trees of life (vegan)

reply to post by hautmess


Okay you brought this scenario up and I'll take full advantage, it's god right? Able to do anything? But we still want free will involved correct?

So god, make it so when people lie or hurt someone intentionally,
1st time they feel heavy instant remorse so it makes them sick.
2nd time they feel great physical pain and remorse and get sick.
3rd time they simply cease to exist.

Three strikes, and youre out.




[edit on 4-5-2010 by HappilyEverAfter]

My advice would be to get rid of people who post questions like this one-get real -go read the bible, your time would be better spent.
Your my brother , but I cant help it, i do know god god will forgive both of us,You for your ignorance, mine for the same in ridiculing you for yours -Go read the the book of truth--

I would tell him to make everyone's skin color the same. Imagine how confused everyone would be! They wouldn't know who to hate anymore, lol. But human nature shows that people would probably find something else like hair color, eye color or something as equally rediculous to be the cause of hate.


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That was nice?
Stop sleeping in the pew on Sunday and actually practice what you claim.
Shameful !

I Love this question!


God, please have everyone "wake up" safe, everyone is healed, all of us are 25 or less..... the earth is 5 times bigger, all the continents are larger, the moon is green and blue with an atmosphere and trees. Mars is the same.

And spell "I am love" in the sky with the stars. Temples have grown all over the place, and in them lies your true word for everyone to see in every language.

Tell us the truth, our true purpose, and what we can do to honor and help you.

At least for me, I want to know the truth.... what is true, what is false, and with a miracle such as this, I know it could only be God Almighty that would have the power to do the impossible.



[edit on 4-5-2010 by infolurker]

I would not "give god advice". I would shut up and listen cos he's got a lot of 'splaining to do.

hmmmm. What advice would I give God?

1. You better hope to You that You don't get sick.

2. Being human isn't as bad as it looks.

3. Wash your hands often.

reply to post by hautmess


We can't give advice to God you twit!

I'm so sick of your anti God rhetoric!

Believe in what you wish to believe, but don't try to put down God!

What a silly question!

May God forgive you!

reply to post by hautmess


My advice to the human looking god dude would be....

Just do whatever man.... Its all good,... if it feels good god,,,,, do it....

reply to post by wiredamerican


Who's the human looking God dude?

Oh oh
me me me.
I wana play!

Chamberf=6
Maybe to stop drinking so heavily that he blacks out and forgets who he is.

Being born
gives us all
amnesia. I just
realized who I am
and what's going on
just this past year, so.

By the way, nobody is born
more than once. Otherwise babies
would be born diaper trained by now. Duh.

hautmess

what if that is no longer an issue, as well as he dosent own a television and has begun to eat only from the trees of life (vegan)

Yeah,
I'm sober.
I like beef.

HappilyEverAfter
1st time they feel heavy instant remorse so it makes them sick.
2nd time they feel great physical pain and remorse and get sick.
3rd time they simply cease to exist.

Three strikes, and youre out.

Ok,
but everything
requires oversight so I'll
impliment it tonight, but you have
to share the experience with everyone of them.
After the first one ceases to exist, so will you and this rule.

itsawild1
-Go read the the book of truth-

Yeah,
about that,
umm Q U I T _ T A K I N G
I T _ S O _ L I T E R A L Y _ !
It was encoded so only spiritually intune
people could "get it" and materialists would
only hurt themselves. What do you thing the term
"seal it up" means? Up is spirit all through the book.

sindeestarr
I would tell him to make everyone's skin color the same.

It already is.
On the inside anyway.
In my overlord non-mortal form
I am nothing more than the collective
awareness of every microbe and bacteria.
400x as many of us in the air over forests
as over deserts but we are there. So stop with
the fireworks on July 4th, cause it's really uncool.

God, please have everyone "wake up" safe, everyone is healed, all of us are 25 or less..... the earth is 5 times bigger, all the continents are larger, the moon is green and blue with an atmosphere and trees. Mars is the same.

When one
wakes up after
they are back as
a bit of bacteria so
the world is millions of
times bigger. The good news
is that after training in the flesh
you are "heap big medicine" and all the
microbes of your community really listen to you.



David Grouchy

Alethea
I would not "give god advice". I would shut up and listen cos he's got a lot of 'splaining to do.

Yes.
Now for some
pronouncements.
Social mobility is over.
All the jobs are permenant.
If you don't like your lot in life,
you did it to yourself. So suck it up.

argentus
1. You better hope to You that You don't get sick.

2. Being human isn't as bad as it looks.

3. Wash your hands often.

Thank you.
A blessing for you.
It will last for seven days.

Guzzeppi
We can't give advice to God you twit!

I'm so sick of your anti God rhetoric!

Believe in what you wish to believe, but don't try to put down God!

What a silly question!

May God forgive you!

Quadrillions
of lifeforms spent
publizing that I like
to be viewed as a father,
you know one you can talk to,
and still my most ardent representatives
conduct themselves in public like this. Sigh.
Even I was confused when Jesus told people not to
pray in public, but now being here. I get it. I really do.

wiredamerican
My advice to the human looking god dude would be....

Just do whatever man.... Its all good,... if it feels good god,,,,, do it....

I smite thee
with my grumpy expression!
You forgot to mention condoms.
This advice is poison without that
and designated drivers. Moderation fool!
yes yes, "all things" but in moderation. /sigh


David Grouchy

Originally posted by itsawild1
My advice would be to get rid of people who post questions like this one-get real -go read the bible, your time would be better spent.
Your my brother , but I cant help it, i do know god god will forgive both of us,You for your ignorance, mine for the same in ridiculing you for yours -Go read the the book of truth--

you have so much judgment... i'm not asking to be judged. and who are you to judge? way to dodge my question.. don't be afraid to answer my question. if you click reply you shouldn't waste your time with a reply that isnt anything to do with the question.. who said i didnt read the book of 'truth'?

[edit on 5-5-2010 by hautmess]

Originally posted by Guzzeppi
reply to post by hautmess

 

We can't give advice to God you twit!

I'm so sick of your anti God rhetoric!

Believe in what you wish to believe, but don't try to put down God!

What a silly question!

May God forgive you!

i'm not saying what we can or cant do, i'm simply asking a question... dont be so fooled to thinking that there are limits to life, saying your can't do something is asking to be proven wrong.

If you do exist, allow every living person the opportunity to experience that you are there. Do not rely on messengers, make a profound and distinctive statement and prove that you are who you claim to be.

This isnt a "what would you say to god" post or "if you could ask god anything" post. this is a what advice would you give to him/her to help create a heaven on earth instead of hell?

Originally posted by hautmess
This isnt a "what would you say to god" post or "if you could ask god anything" post. this is a what advice would you give to him/her to help create a heaven on earth instead of hell?

Oh, my bad. In that case, eliminate all pain and suffering, injustice, oppression and hate. But make every creation of this planet with self-awareness understand and put into practice concepts such as love, compassion and integrity. Remove the capability for creations to do evil things to other creations, but instil the idea that treating others with respect and fairness is the best way to live and the most fulfilling.

[edit on 5/5/2010 by Dark Ghost]