Alleged NASA -Affiliated Astronomer Deciphers 'Intelligence' Signal From Nearby Stars

reply to post by A boy in a dress

We should accept the standard ground rules and watch for the thin-parts in our
reality... we may see someone we know peering back... may be ourselves!

Totally!
I could lie here (literally &/or linguistically) & relate some bizarre experience of mine & draw some wild conclusion from it, using Google Earth as evidence that the location of my wierdness was actually the site of the incarnation of the Alien-UFO-riding goddess "BDsanima". Switching hats for a moment to BDs-inner-parent (its a suave fedora with plastic flowers around the band; BDsIP thinks its tastefully androgynous; the rest of the commitee are too polite to comment), I'd have to say there's nothing wrong with that, so long as I either believed it or was just having a laugh.
Handing over to the Prime Minister (he's a blunt chap, but makes up for it with a willingness to listen), what really pisses me off is when people try to make money out of wild hypotheses b/c, truthfully, all I have as a result of my brushes with the thin edges of reality are questions. I would dearly love some answers, which is why I dont talk out of my arse without flagging it, so that anyone who shares similar experience can trust that, together, we might find a pointer towards whatever is really going on, no matter how unconventional our conclusions may end up. The moment there's a bottom line is the moment there's an incentive to persist with a lie. Even tho there may have been a kernel (I'm dying to rip on that, but I'll leave it to imagination) of sincerity originally, how can it be maintained when to do so might derail the gravy train?
Just in case anyone forgot what the name of this particular train is, its "Wayne Herschel utter bollocks".

Originally posted by A boy in a dress
reply to post by moaningmartel

 

I've just absorbed this and... golly! you astound me.

This world has too many self made heros, flash gordons, supermans, buck rogers,
darth vaders and luke skywalkers...

Yeah, I've just absorbed it too. I think a major problem is that the world has too many luke warmkers...
Those who will kindle a flame for any old bollocks they like the sound of & then bugger off before adding enough fuel to make a decent cup o' tea.
It makes me wonder what such people will do when they run out of firemaking materials & the pathetic flames of those around them just dont add up to enough warmth to survive a winter?

reply to post by Bunken Drum

I personally have never had a brush with any ancient aliens or been shown any evidence
of a structured organisation of galactic controllers. My world tends to be flat and though,
there are times when I 'glimpse' a possible on-going plan, I assume it's just myself
seeing the past repeat itself in slightly different forms.
For me 'The Trueman Show' movie Was a documentary!!!

This possible repeat performance is always mundane and can never be tied to a 'celestial'
connection. I think Wayne can smell this and attempts to attach his theory with a coloured
flowery trim... (not unlike your hat)... using Sphinx-landing vehicles and secret-keeping
Eygptians.

I'll never wear a lifejacket again.

reply to post by Bunken Drum


At a time, when our 'Godless'... (I call it that, but one can call it 'Nothing -to-Fear-Time)... world
and the young and lost look for which way to go, I feel it's deplorable that snake-oil salesmen
like Wayne and many others jump on the podium and proclaim "follow me, I know the way!"

The worship of the Golden Calf and the quest to have an acceptable exterior because the
box in the corner of the room demands it, makes me ashamed to be here in this time.

We need fear and hope, these respective emotions are supposed to be used in their
pure 'good' forms and yet some use them like casino chips.

Project Update:

After a spell of "bemusement" for a couple of days, which was thankfully broken by Bunken Drum, The Book is now at page 144, and I'm beginning a new chapter here - "Chapter 7: Laundry Day: Hanging out the Socks". It begins with WarlockandJudge's foray into the battle.

During my downtime, I located and downloaded a new astronomy program (new to me, any how) called "Miaka", put out by a Japanese observatory. It's pretty phenomenal, but I don't think I'm able to get the most out of it, because I can't read the instruction manual, which is in Japanese, so all efforts are by trial and error. Luckily, the program itself has an option to choose English for the program language. Similar to "Celestia", but with different bells and whistles, and a grander scale, but less functionality to an English speaker. Starts with Earth, and goes out to the ends of the known universe, 13.7 billion light years away, in glorious 3D. I made a series of pictures going from Earth to the end of the Universe in ever larger, logarithmic steps, similar to the "Powers of 10" presentation I recall from my university days in Astronomy and Physics, but now of course with more info. Maybe I'll make a thread out of that during my next down time.

Curiously, in the 3D universe, we see that the stars mentioned in this hoax are rather well spread out surrounding us, with a slight concentration in the direction of Taurus, as seen from Earth, but otherwise random. It appears that if this story had been true, the aliens would have had a communications network ALL AROUND US, but without having hooked up our phone lines into it. Maybe they just don't like us, and have placed Earth in a Quarantine Zone in the middle of their Empire.

"Miaka" is highly recommended (by me) for those with a interest in the vastness and relative placements and structure of the Universe.

Edit to add: here is the revised Table of Contents, after re-pagination to allow for the cover:

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Timeline – The History of a Hoax............ page 6
Chapter 2: The Signal Hoax........................................ page 9
Chapter 3: The Chase is On....................................... page 43
Chapter 4: (to be announced - special guest appearance)....... page 57
Chapter 5: The Investigation: The Plot Thickens...... page 77
Chapter 6: The Sleepers Awaken............................. page 124
Chapter 7: Laundry Day: Hanging out the Socks.... page 146

The specific page numbers are subject to change as I add chapters and edit what I already have, Specifically, I tripped across a device to assist in reading flow so that the reader can more easily follow this twisted story by recognizing at a glance who is speaking at the moment. That device is separate fonts, depending on the source of the passage, which will likely muck up the page numbers as they now stand when implemented.

Regarding the cover, I'm partial to the first conception, with BIAD in a leather NSA trench coat. Just need it in higher resolution, and formatted for an 8 1/2 inch by 11 inch page. The Hesemann documentation turned out pretty well (to me) in it at 1024 by about 1200 resolution, but I'm not expert on such matters.

I'm anticipating a completed length of around 300 pages, broken into two parts (still in one volume), especially after I give Wayne's Wacky Theories the treatment, especially the "starmaps" he bases the entire fiction upon, and an inspection of his new religious cult.

The things some people think pass for star maps! Going by Wayne's examples, one would be forced to conclude that a 3,4, or 5-star general hails from the Plieades, and is intent on announcing that to the world, for all eternity! Come to think of it, I once got a gold star on a homework assignment in grade school... G-class stars are generally considered "yellow" stars... gold stars are "yellow"... his new/old god "Ra" comes from a yellow, G-class star... so by the logic he uses in his "star maps", I AM RA!

No, really, I'm not... everyone can get back up from their prostrations now... please?

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Regarding the cover, I'm partial to the first conception, with BIAD in a leather NSA trench coat.
Just need it in higher resolution, and formatted for an 8 1/2 inch by 11 inch page.


I'll get right on that and I'm looking forward to the read!

This is going Viral!
www.youtube.com...

:l ol:

reply to post by moaningmartel


I'm not sure whether to call that "viral" video sad or pathetic. Maybe it's a mix.

reply to post by moaningmartel

Why do you do that? The ...''thing?
It's very irritating and doesn't assist in the discussion of the UV signal hoax.

So by putting a 'moody' music and clips from a fictional movie called 'Wag The Dog'
'Encounters of...'
and then typing negative words about ATS... you believe that is 'outing' Dis-InfoAgents and
debunkers?!


You do know the difference between the real world and Hollywood-produced movies don't you?

reply to post by moaningmartel




IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO ?



What a load of RUBBISH looked more like a trailer for Wayne's Oneism page.

I Rest my CASE!!!!

My point IS PROVEN

www.youtube.com...


So which government agency pays you lot to DEBUNK and SLANDER Wayne and Judy?

How much do you lot get for SPREADING LIES and DISINFORMATION about Wayne and Judy?

GAME OVER MICHACHOS!!!!

YOU DO THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS A VALID AND TRUTHFULL STORY TO TELL!!!!

HASTA LA VISTA

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"QUOTE" You do know the difference between the real world and Hollywood produced movies dont you.











Obviously not.........not when their Hero's consist of Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Darth Vader,Superman et. al

And the smiley faces.......so juvenile................But then i suppose we shouldnt mock the mentally challenged !!

Originally posted by moaningmartel
I Rest my CASE!!!!

My point IS PROVEN

www.youtube.com...

Not unless you "point" is that you know how to post a link now. Otherwise, there was "proof" of nothing there, other than that there is someone out there who can poorly edit video clips together into a wondrously convoluted mishmash of nothingness. I commend you. I never thought nothingness could develop enough substance to even BE edited together.

So which government agency pays you lot to DEBUNK and SLANDER Wayne and Judy?

Same one that pays you to promote lies and distort them into full-blown hoaxes, then on into mass hysterics that muddy the waters of serious research. I've not gotten my check yet, have you? Maybe it's in the mail....

How much do you lot get for SPREADING LIES and DISINFORMATION about Wayne and Judy?

Typical attempt to cover for a proven hoax. Merely scream "lies" and "disinfo" and utterly FAIL to back any such accusations up with any sort of evidence. How's that worked out for ya so far?

"They can't stop the signal, Mal...."

GAME OVER MICHACHOS!!!!

Oh. I see. You thought this was some sort of game. That explains a lot. I'm not playing. That means you're right here, perhaps for the first time in you life. The game truly is over when you can't find any playmates.

In another way, from another angle, the Wayne Herschel and Judy Faltskog hoaxing game truly IS over. When I'm done, everyone on this planet who cares to dig into space-related hoaxes will know their names. Yup,, I'm gonna make 'em famous, just like they always hoped for. An ancient proverb, however, cautions one to be careful of what they wish for, because it might come true.

"Yoohoo! I'll make ya FAMOUS!"

BTW, just so you'll know, I've got eyewitness testimony that Judy is still alive and well, obtained in the last month or so. So where's that obituary I asked you for? You know, the one I said would prove your case? While you're looking for that, others are DOING.

YOU DO THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS A VALID AND TRUTHFULL STORY TO TELL!!!!

No, only the ones who tell utterly ridiculous stories, and then FAIL to provide any evidence whatsoever, despite repeated requests for such. They always seem to run around, mumble and mutter, and never quite get to acknowledging that any evidence was even requested. That's because no such evidence exists.

HASTA LA VISTA

God, I hope so. I'll bet not, though. Maybe you should have signed off with "manana".

Edit to add:
I just had to add some more. You would have failed any sort of propaganda class, so I'm pretty sure that you aren't really any sort of government agent. Anyone who know anything at all about propaganda, much more so anyone who knows how to properly produce it, knows that the best propaganda, and the hardest to counter, always contains at least a grain of truth, and is always accompanied by some sort of evidence. The more truth it contains, the harder it is to counter. Same for the accompanying evidence.

Simply screaming "LIES!" and "DISINFO!", even screaming it loudly, is insufficient. It doesn't get any truer, nor does it get harder to detect, simply by repeating it or cranking up the volume.

You have to provide EVIDENCE to back up those screams. I note again that both you AND your attempt at a propaganda video, have failed miserably in providing any evidence of your assertions at all.

Just posting a link to a video that is screaming the same thing you are, whilst neither is capable of providing any evidence, is a massive FAIL. An epic FAIL. I'm at a loss. I don't think they make words big enough to convey the truly mammoth proportions of that FAIL.

Yup, the failure in propaganda class was just the beginning of failure for you. That must have been you sitting at the back of the class with that big pointy hat on.

I'm with Wayne on this one, though - ANY publicity is GOOD publicity! If you're going "viral" with it, at least mention my book in the next one, eh? Otherwise, how are folks gonna know just who you mean to attack with their pitchforks?

G'day team, late to the party. Been busy, but really had to bite on a few things ...

Originally posted by moaningmartel
This world has too many self made heros, flash gordons, supermans, buck rogers, darth vaders and luke skywalkers, that seriously no one on earth needs you lot to save them from anything or anyone, least of all from Wayne and Judy (who has more honor and integrity than the whole lot of you put together!)

I'm very disappointed moaningmartel.
You didn't include Jedi Warriors in this list.

Originally posted by nenothtu
No, really, I'm not... everyone can get back up from their prostrations now... please?

OK. OK - I'll bite (nobody else has after all).
Oh thread master - I salute your ability of extreme perserverence and unyielding dertermination in the pursuit of the truth of this hoax.* and truly marvel at the amount of how much time on your hands you have to waste.


*I needed a thesaurus for that bit.

Originally posted by Netties Hermit

You didn't include Jedi Warriors in this list.

Jedis are real. I've seen them on TV before! There are even a few clips of them in action at YouTube, so I can PROVE they're real!

Originally posted by nenothtu
No, really, I'm not... everyone can get back up from their prostrations now... please?

OK. OK - I'll bite (nobody else has after all).

Oh thread master - I salute your ability of extreme perserverence and unyielding dertermination in the pursuit of the truth of this hoax.* and truly marvel at the amount of how much time on your hands you have to waste.

*I needed a thesaurus for that bit.

That's just a polite way of saying that I'm hard headed and stubborn, isn't it?

I maintain that free time by packing work into 12 hour shifts, so that I can leave large blocks of time free for the chase. On top of that, I frequently forget to eat, sleep, and all those other mundane things that normal folks seem to be able to recall all on their own.

Otherwise, I'm hammering away at this keyboard lately. 160 pages now and counting. There's just an awful lot of evidence to be packing into this thing.

I believe that this thread ties in with my thread ive created, and vice versa.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Interesting information.
I also believe and i hope you all too that the number 33 is very significant especially regarding the recent spate of ufo sightings, ancient prophecy and mathematics. Pyramids also.

reply to post by moaningmartel

You're correct about all you've said... If John Lear is in on it, then it must be true.
'Getting away with this stuff'- great quote John.

So I work for the CIA heh?... A little way back, I was unemployed and bored...
make your mind up Ms. Martel.

Can someone assist here... after the 'I won! I won!' whoop,
is the next stage to threaten again? I'm a little fuzzy on the
whole 'Oneism' format.

So now Moaningmartel has John Lear and Billy Meier in her corner
and as we know... dangling home-made objects, blurry photographs
and an arm around Lazar are always top-notch items of evidence.

I know this may seem trivial... do I get to wear a suit now I'm in the CIA?
(On a lesser level, can I pick the colour?)

To Edit: I nearly forgot, Mr. Lear mentions Billy Meier in the kindly-provided
video from Judy and I've just recalled the story that John Lear was mentioning
about how Mr. Meier took a photograph of dinosaurs (a Pteranodon, actually)...
when he was aboard one of the craft.
Later, the EXACT image was discovered in 'Life Before Man' a book of illustrations
of dinosaurs! Also the 'Asket and Nera' images... they turned out to be dancers in
a Dean Martin show.

So as you can see above, we're dealing with quite a formidable bunch on the Oneism
tribe.
(Do I HAVE to wear a tie?)

reply to post by A boy in a dress


Yes, you get to pick the color of the suit - as long as it's drab. The sunglasses, however, are issue, and therefore non-negotiable.

Also, you need to practice being stone-faced, for effect.

I think the next swing of the Waynist Bipolar Pendulum (WBP as recognized by the APA) is to rabid and combative desperation. That's usually where it goes to right after the irrational victory speeches.

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Thank you for keeping me in check -Neno... I added somemore to my previous post.