J.Lo weds Anthony: report

I'm not stating an opinion on this, because i would start ranting and no-one
want's that!!
*ah ah ah.....god help him...choo*
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Sanc'.:shk:

Gee, at least this time she found someone who has a similar history of flings with celebreties... I wonder what the Vegas odds are on this one...??? Something tells me, a snowball has better odds in hell, hehe.....

I think we need a "jlo" pool. I give the marriage 9 months/until March 15th. That will clear her through Valentines day.

Place your bets
I'll be rich this time next year!
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Sanc'.

Oh for the love of christ!

I am F*cken sick and tired of hearing about J.Lo.

I Wish thaty biatch was abducted by aliens and taken to another planet!!

She gives all puerto rican women a bad name with her bullshyte!

Originally posted by Ocelot
I Wish thaty biatch was abducted by aliens and taken to another planet!!

Ocelot, she's been banished from every habitable planet except Earth.
Oh, and 'Lost Wages' (Vegas) too!
Sanc'.


[edit on 8-6-2004 by sanctum]

Is she just trying to collect as many diamonds as possible.

Anthony won't confirm J. Lo marriage

I think i just lost $500. D'oh!!!
"Lopez's representative didn't immediately return a call Monday, but told The Associated Press on Sunday that he had no comment."(sic)
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Sanc'.

So she should name her kid Financial Burden the 4th, since he's already got two sons and a daughter from a previous marriage!!

"Love Don't Cost a Thing"....apparently, neither does she

Top Ten Things Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding

10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?

(copyright, Dave Letterman)

Sanc'.

HAHAHAHA!! Those are great... I'm betting a year/less on this one. Maybe she's starting some kind of alphabetical thing... Affleck... Anthony... there's gonna be some kind of pattern for those poor suckers.

This just proves where J. Ho' priorities lie.

*Hmmmm... marriage or publicity?*
PUBLICITY

Meanwhile, Lopez has axed the duet she recorded with her latest husband Marc Anthony for her new movie Shall We Dance - because movie bosses don't want their marriage to overshadow the film.

I love the headline too
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