America's First Legal Male Hooker Quits Job

Originally posted by Gazrok


If gals are going to pay for it, it will be for a fantasy...not just a release...unlike us guys.
Therefore, the guy has to fit the bill....

BINGO!!
DING! DING! DING!
Give the Mod a cupie doll!

Originally posted by AccessDenied

Originally posted by Gazrok


If gals are going to pay for it, it will be for a fantasy...not just a release...unlike us guys.
Therefore, the guy has to fit the bill....

BINGO!!
DING! DING! DING!
Give the Mod a cupie doll!

Heha - I was just coming back here to bring that point up -

Loved ZiggyStar's response too - very much right on.


*This poor joker is never gonna live this down.

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For 5,000 points I'll bite your bottom!

I see ...

Ok, 1,000 points?

How on earth did they get that mustache to stay on???

and thanks to the ladies for their comments on my observation...

A male brothel could be successful, IF they did it right...but it's completely different rules...

Create some themed rooms, the guys have to be of a few different fantasy types (i.e. the bad boy, the muscle guy, the daddy figure/professor, the pool-boy, etc.) and then you'd probably rake in the cash.... It'd have to be upscale too...like to feel like a spa day...for this to work...

Originally posted by Gazrok

Create some themed rooms, the guys have to be of a few different fantasy types (i.e. the bad boy, the muscle guy, the daddy figure/professor, the pool-boy, etc.) and then you'd probably rake in the cash.... It'd have to be upscale too...like to feel like a spa day...for this to work...

Sounds like someone haz a business plan in teh glove compartment.

I'm an MBA...can't help it...

I can't say the idea of owning a brothel hasn't ever entered my mind...

I don't think the wife will go for it though....

Ahh...the dreams of youth...

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Gazrok

Create some themed rooms, the guys have to be of a few different fantasy types (i.e. the bad boy, the muscle guy, the daddy figure/professor, the pool-boy, etc.) and then you'd probably rake in the cash.... It'd have to be upscale too...like to feel like a spa day...for this to work...

Sounds like someone haz a business plan in teh glove compartment.

Count me in...umm..the biz I mean..

Originally posted by Gazrok


Create some themed rooms, the guys have to be of a few different fantasy types (i.e. the bad boy, the muscle guy, the daddy figure/professor, the pool-boy, etc.) and then you'd probably rake in the cash.... It'd have to be upscale too...like to feel like a spa day...for this to work...

I want to be a pirate so bad I can taste it.

And a cowboy or a sailor or a balding guy with a beard and a beer gut.

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I want to be a pirate so bad I can taste it.

Does it taste like rum?

Originally posted by AccessDenied
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I want to be a pirate so bad I can taste it.

Does it taste like rum?

Ay wench, it be Capn Morgan spiced, served in a Toot and Totem Styrofoam cup with Ice and Rockstar energy drink mixer. Alcohol and caffeine combo for the wicked and silly.

I actually have a more ingenious (I think) business idea involving whores...

You know about those gambling boats right? Go out to international waters, where it's legal...

Well, what about "Love Boats" that go out there for a different reason?

I think that would work...would have to check the legalities, and advertising is tricky, but still...talk about an intriguing idea....

Originally posted by Gazrok
I actually have a more ingenious (I think) business idea involving whores...

Aaaaaaaaaaaand THAT'S the funniest premise for a post EVER!!!

Well, what about "Love Boats" that go out there for a different reason?

Captain Shtuping insted of Stubing?

[edit on 30 Mar 2010 by schrodingers dog]

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He wasn't the first. That honour would go to:

Fred Garvin - Male Prostitute

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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
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For 5,000 points I'll bite your bottom!

Sorry, NaughtyDog... I am more into the nerdy, intellectual type...


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