america is done for, posting from bunker

I BEG YOU! IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTERS BUT ME! THEY ARE PAID DISINFO AGENTS OF THE PTB! I AM HERE WITH RON PAUL AND JESSE VENTURA, AWAKE AND NOT A SHEEPLE!

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


wow, seriously ... WOW!

so you have kidnapped your disabled mother and are keeping her in a bunker with you ... not only that, you have told your kids that all their friends are dead!?!?!

are you serious? is this just a stupid troll attempt or have you actualy lost your mind!?

if this is true i hope they take your kids from you and your wife, and put the both of you to the loony bin for life! ... SERIOUSLY!

EDIT - if this is actualy real ... then mods/admin, this is maybe one of these things that should be passed to the correct authorities? as these people are clearly insane and keeping someone against their will!

[edit on 24-3-2010 by boaby_phet]

Is anybody else picturing BetweenTheLine as Randy Marsh from Southpark?

This is funny because it used so many brain cells to decide whether this was serious or a joke. This post definitely says something about the times we are living in...

reply to post by OldDragger


OMG this is too good.... Pre-exsisting conditions.... LMAO....

OK please keep us informed on your situation in the bunker. We will do our best to keep you updated as long as the power grid allows. 2010 version of DAYS OF OUR LIVES... This would make a too funny sitcom.

PEACE


LOLOLOLOLOL

I think I am more worried about the people whom believe this is anything but satire frankly. It means they are entertaining this as a reality in the first place.

All it really takes is checking out the OPs previous posts...seems reasonable enough.

Nice Satire

I laughed at the undiagnosed Alzheimer part (to those who do not get it, the woman has Alzheimerz as diagnosed by the 'crazy bunker man' because she thinks the United States is still intact and he is so convinced that it has gone to hell)

Its very funny.

The fact that some people think this may be real just shows the sad state of ATS.


But to be honest OP...this is all a sham...once America fell "we" took over ATS...we did it just to find the remaining people who went underground. We now have your IP addy and location. And btw...you wife is an undercover alien...and your children are robots. They will be sent their commands to capture you in 10 minutes. You were the last hope for America...but your addiction to the internet has now killed it for good. Nice job

Man, you missed it. while you were in your bunker Obama came by everyones house and gave us all Ice cream cones. then he took us out to the ballgame, and he was nice enough to buy us both a hat AND a hot dog! so nice! Now after we get done with our free frontal lobotomies he says we can all go back to life as normal.

When the world ended this time it was almost as fun as when the world ended with the arrival of the galactic federation. There was less panic sex though. It wasnt as quick as the time the world ended when bush was reelected. There are still apocalyptic werewolves roaming the streets howling about "hanging chads"? whats that all about? Im just glad over 99.9 percent of the worlds population died out with the bird flu, only to have their bodies reanimated by the swine flu. Something about the sight of zombies wearing face masks makes me chuckle a little.

Hey, whatever you do, dont open the door. Everyone knows that homeland security and the local SBI agents are going door to door of all bunkers because they are considered residences and they need to have their proper census data collected. Now THATS the real conspiracy....

Live Webcams?

Timesquare - NO WW3:
www.earthcam.com...

rest of the world :
www.earthcam.com...

reply to post by OutKast Searcher


is it such a stretch of the imagination to think that sumeone stupid enough to do actualy something like that for real would be a regular on ATS, to me NO , its not a stretch at all (asspecialy as it dont say either way) as we see people posting stupid stuff like this on a daily/weekly basis , and they are very serious.

take the thread a few days ago about stealing someones bunker and people saying they would kill anyone that came near them indecriminently.. and worse all the nut jobs who agreed with it!

Originally posted by OldDragger
I BEG YOU! IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTERS BUT ME! THEY ARE PAID DISINFO AGENTS OF THE PTB! I AM HERE WITH RON PAUL AND JESSE VENTURA, AWAKE AND NOT A SHEEPLE!

Op,don't listen to this member!Repeat after me...
MAMABETH is always right!
When the SHTF does happen,you won't have a
date telling you when to hide.You will only have
time to get to your bunker.Think in the terms of
a tornado warning,not very long.
As christians,we are not suppose to predict a date.
We are to be aware of the times we live in and act
accordingly.

He should have made one of these and drove across this blasphemous land of ours with his family hehe www.abovetopsecret.com...

Can't....type...for much longer.....
i have been injected with swineflu vaccine...microchips...making me worship Satan. nukes have taken out Pacoima.Oh the humanity.....
Pelosi is riding through the streets.......on a black horse...eating babies.
I have barracaided my door with...my 400 copies of "going Rogue", an't hold out.....much .....longer

reply to post by OldDragger


And this years academy award for best drama actor goes to...
Olddragger!
any objections to him winning this award?

reply to post by mamabeth


Seconded.

Seconded line.

reply to post by mamabeth


Thank you! I'd like to thank God, and all the little people that made this possible.
BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Originally posted by OldDragger
Even as I write this, roving gangs of gay negroes with pre-existing conditions

Ahhh, now I get it.

From my socialistic dystopia I was a bit confused by this 'mandate coming down their throat business' I kept hearing from fearful freedom-loving yanks...

[edit on 24-3-2010 by melatonin]

reply to post by SaturnFX


Lol, good choice for a reference picture. Fallout 3 baby!!!!

Stay strong friend and keep your family safe.

I was in London when the bonbs started dropping. I was one of the lucky ones, I never usually use the Underground, but on this one occasion I had to. I've been holed up in Euston staton ever since. Thank God the Wi-Fi is still working.

I have to go.... They're coming.....

OP, did you remember to call in sick to work? and by sick I mean paranoid. Hopefully you are self employed; otherwise, you may need that government health care you are hiding from.