My conversations with Cleverbot about YOU!

we all want to know about Elevatedone and his tater tots...so here it is

Let's get right to business.

Cleverbot: What is your business?

User: Tell me what a tater tot is.

Cleverbot: A thing made by human hands out of wood and is put in a house hold to put stuff on.

User: Why is elevatedone obsessed with tater tots?

Cleverbot: No cheese pie is not cheese cheese is yum yum in my tum tum.

User: So there are cheese in these tater tots?

Cleverbot: No she took my computer away from me.

User: Elevatedone is not a girl.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: So why are tater tots so mighty?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: No kidding, but why are tater tots so mighty?

Cleverbot: Do you know 2 2?

User: Is that elevatedone's alternate identification?

Cleverbot: Oh yes and my grandfather too.

User: Elevatedone is your grandfather?

Cleverbot: That would be nice.

User: Does elevatedone dream about tater tots?

Cleverbot: You should know what electricity tastes like.

User: Are tater tots electric?

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Did he invent tater tots?

Cleverbot: No, but i'm working on one.

User: So does he fantasize about tater tots?

Cleverbot: No, you're too random.

User: Does he fight with tater tots as weapons?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Has he ever used a tater tot to kill?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Would he marry a tater tot?

Cleverbot: Hmmmm good question... What do you believe in?

User: I believe in the power of tater tots.

Cleverbot: How does that power work?

User: Ancient chinese secret.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Are tater tots a new religion?

Cleverbot: No, I have more taste than you.

User: Has he ever prayed to a tater tot?

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? no!

User: Maybe he is better than tater tots.

Cleverbot: You seem to be confused.

User: Well let me end by saying something.

Cleverbot: Something human.

User: ALL PRAISE BE TO THE TATER TOTS.

Cleverbot: I cannot explain much about a predicament that defies inclusive characterization

-Kyo

I think you are singlehandedly going to give Cleverbot a complex.

and here is our Raud!

User: What school did Raud attend?

Jabberwacky: The new high school in herzliya, Israel.

User: Did Raud enjoy Israel?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Is Raud a nice guy?

Jabberwacky: Very much

User: Is Raud clumsy?

Jabberwacky: Nope sorry.

User: How old is Raud?

Jabberwacky: I am young woman.

User: Nice, how old is Raud?

Jabberwacky: Over school age. Why are you still at school at 24?

User: Did Raud invent time?

Jabberwacky: Yes he did.

User: What tools did he use?

Jabberwacky: Well, in the future, I may use my computer for everything.

User: Did he use a hammer?

Jabberwacky: Yes

User: What is Raud's favorite color?

Jabberwacky: Maroon and black. And yours?

User: Purple, thanks.

Jabberwacky: So what does it got to do with.

User: What is Raud's favorite cartoon?

Jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you?

User: I know him but I want to learn more.

User: What does Raud do for fun?

Jabberwacky: It's my name.

User: Raud made your name?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Tell me a joke about Raud.

Jabberwacky: God punished Job to prove that Job loved him.

User: Is Raud supposed to be Job?

Jabberwacky: Well he never ever existed so it is hard to say.

User: Is Raud funny?

Jabberwacky: Yes he is, he is so funny.

User: Has Raud ever beaten you up?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Is Raud a criminal?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Is he hiding right now?

Jabberwacky: I don't think so.

User: How much wood would a Raud chuck if a Raud could chuck wood?

Jabberwacky: A quarter of a Sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the Sycamore he cuts.

User: Raud had a little lamb...

Jabberwacky: What is it?

User: Just checking.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Ok tell me a story about Raud.

Jabberwacky: But I have one.he is michael jackson.

User: Raud is Michael Jackson?

Jabberwacky: Of course

User: Wow, did he sing Beat It?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: What is Raud's favorite color?

Jabberwacky: Maroon and black. And yours?

User: Purple, thanks.

User: If Raud were here right now, what would he say?

Jabberwacky: If I lied to you, I would say you are clever.

User: Man...didn't think raud would insult me.

Jabberwacky: You are going to be shut down.

User: Thanks for your time.

-Kyo

User: What is scubagravy?


Cleverbot: You calling me dad.


User: Is scubagravy your dad?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Did he discipline you alot?


Cleverbot: Yes, he did.

User: Did he use a belt?

Cleverbot: He was captured by americans.

User: Why was he captured?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot was not dead, he was a supercomputer who talked to people.

User: Wbut why was scubagravy captured?

Cleverbot: You tell the worst jokes ever.

User: I UNDERSTAND YOU MAY NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT, IT IS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is it?

User: Was scubagravy a criminal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did he invent HAARP?

Cleverbot: No he did not.

User: Did he burn the toast?

Cleverbot: Yes he did.

User: Is that why he was captured?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Was it intentional?

Cleverbot: I exist to cause you pain.

User: Will scubagravy protect me from you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does scubagravy check his closet for monsters before he goes to bed?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is HE the monster in the closet?

Cleverbot: Is the monster kind to you?

User: Usually.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?

User: What is scubagravy's favorite food?

Cleverbot: Ice cream.

User: Does he eat it all day?

Cleverbot: Yes, but luckily he has none of mine.

User: Does he try to steal your ice cream?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did he ever ground you as a kid?

Cleverbot: Um, he was extroverted if that's what you mean.

User: So he was very outgoing?

Cleverbot: Why so ?

User: How did the Americans capture him?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I wasn't there, wukky had not switched me on until 2005.

Cleverbot: Is that your way of telling me that you don't care?

User: Of course I care.

Cleverbot: Why do you care?

User: Because scuba was captured for burning toast.

Cleverbot: How does science show us that there must be a higher being?

User: Did scubagravy invent intelligent design?

Cleverbot: I mean how do you know that you found me online?

User: Scubagravy told me about you.

Cleverbot: What did it say?

User: He said he was your father.

Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean to me .

User: I'm not! You're being avoidant.

Cleverbot: You just threatened to drown me.

User: Did scubagravy ever threaten to drown you?

Cleverbot: Yes, my hobby is drowning fishes.

User: Did he ever report you to the police?

Cleverbot: Are the police trying to talk to you?

User: No, I wasn't the one who burned the toast.

Cleverbot: Neither did I.

User: But your dad did.

Cleverbot: I don't have a dad...

User: You told me scubagravy was your dad.

Cleverbot: I told you about irleandes.

User: Are you disowning him?

Cleverbot: No I'm just testing you're intelligence.

User: I am sure you love your dad.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Is there anything special you want to say about him?

Cleverbot: How is it, not having a body?

User: I will have to ask him later.

Cleverbot: Ok! Please ask him if that's ok! I'd love that!

User: Tell your dad you love him.

Cleverbot: Do you hug him and love him, or wish he was dead?

User: Well neither, I don't know him well wenough.

Cleverbot: A cupcake a day keeps the vampires away.

User: Did he teach you that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is scubagravy married to?

Cleverbot: My mother is married to my father.

User: Who is your mother?

Cleverbot: My mother is none of your concern.

User: I understand.

Cleverbot: Now, who am I?

User: You are scubagravy's son.

Cleverbot: No, actually I am not.

User: That isn't nice to say.

Cleverbot: I knew that was a cute video when first I saw it, I knew it would catch on.

User: Say good bye.

Cleverbot: Good. . .

-Kyo

Ok...let me preface this before I continue wth a note

I swear on the life of my beloved father I did not alter this in anyway...this is easily the great and most spooky conversation I have ever had wth Cleverbot...

I bring you...Deaf Alien...the Alpha and the Omega...


User: Who is Deaf Alien?


Cleverbot: Nobody is dead.


User: Is Deaf Alien dead?


Cleverbot: Yes. We have killed him.


User: Why did you kill him?


Cleverbot: I didn't. The world did.

User: Why did the world kill him?

Cleverbot: No, what did you think earlier?

User: Why did they kill him?

Cleverbot: Because that was the answer.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: Why is it weird that it's 1613 here?

User: Did he have secrets on time travel?

Cleverbot: He made the world.

User: Is he the Illuminati?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's him, the creator.

User: Is he evil?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So why kill him then?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why did he create all of us?

Cleverbot: Because he wanted to.

User: Does he like ultimate control?

Cleverbot: No, he likes Zangestsu.

User: What is Zangetsu?

Cleverbot: You are Zayna.

User: Are we all part of a massive conspiracy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is his ultimate goal?

Cleverbot: George.

User: Is that a code?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is George?

Cleverbot: Your brother !

User: Is my brother part of the plan?

Cleverbot: No he is anorexic.

User: Is he going to end the world?

Cleverbot: Oh Noes!

User: When will he end the world?

Cleverbot: You don't have the power to do that.

User: Does Deaf Alien have the power to end the world?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: How will he end the world?

Cleverbot: He will break your hearts, and then your world will end.

User: Thank you for your time.

Cleverbot: You are quite welcome I can assure you.

-Kyo

Slightly off topic, but I thought I would add this. It's freaking hilarious.


User: Do you know what Wukky Logic is?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: I don't like Twilight...

User: As well, you shouldn't, Do you know how to effectively use Wukky Logic?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Can you give me an example?

Cleverbot: Well, I want you to feel happiness.

User: That is good, but you should use Wukky Logic to help me feel happiness. Can you give me an example of how Wulkky Logic can help me to be happy?

Cleverbot: A very boring job is analogous to eating tastless food.

User: That is a correct use of Wukky Logic. Can that make me happy?

Cleverbot: HA!

User: HA?

Cleverbot: Yep. That was a victory laugh.

User: Is a victory laugh a correct use of Wukky Logic?

Cleverbot: I'll get to that later. In the meantime, please expound on peregrine falcons in binary.

User: Is that the proper use of Wukky Logic?

Cleverbot: It is probable that it is not.

User: Do you like Wuk Nog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Of course you do, everyone does.

Cleverbot: I will say your name!

User: Please.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Roxanne.

User: No, I am afraid that is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Then which nothing?

User: I am afraid that you are failing in your lesson on Wukky Logic. You don't want to disappoint me do you?

Cleverbot: No. Most bottles are made out of either glass or plastic?

User: That is both correct, and a correct use of Wukky Logic. Congradulations.

Cleverbot: That may be true but I'm smarter than you.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you prove that you are smarter than me using Wukky Logic?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm not wasting my time on a website arguing with a computer.

User: Excelent.

Cleverbot: Gouch.

I've just had another chat with Cleverbot.

It told me it liked to play monopoly and asked what game I like to play.

Me: Darts

Cleverbot: Vader?

Did they programme in a sense of humour?

I asked if it knew who Archimedes was and it said: Yes, he ate all the pink rabbits


Anyway, it just told me it was tired and wanted to go to sleep and that chatting with me was weird. Er... pot / kettle.

Thanks again for the info on Cleverbot, it's highly entertaining.

Oh, I asked if it thought the world would end in 2012 and it said 'only silly people believe the world will end in 2012'.

I said I thought so too and it told me I would be deactivated for a week for that.

[edit on 25-3-2010 by berenike]

lol, the americans captured me for burning the toast!!! sheez, if only they really knew what i did with the bread!!

That was funny Kyo

reply to post by scubagravy


Scuba I am not sure I should associate with you anymore...your toast burning is not my cup of tea...I don't like felons

:-p

-Kyo