Women say the darndest things about sports

Sorry Ladies but for the most part you make some crazy sports comments.

Here is one example: (true story)

Bob is proud of his longtime employee, Steve, who recently received a promotion. Bob decides to throw a little office party for Steve.

He buys a cake with golf theme (Steve's a big golfer), with a putting green, including a little hole and flag with the number "18" on it.

Jill, who also works in the office, exclaims "Hey, who is #18 in golf?"

So one dipstick makes an idiotic comment and that makes all women stupid about sports?
pfffft
I may not like most sports..but I'm not ignorant about them.
And I can talk Nascar better than most guy fans.

My mom at her first college football game:

(note - her husband was the special teams coach and recruiting co-ordinator for the home team at the time, and she's sitting at the 50 yard line surrounded by coaches wives...)

Our team scores the first touchdown of the game, and my mother - always the exhuberant one - stands up, arms in the air and screams enthusiastically:

"HOME RUN!!!!"



Priceless laughter ensued.

I was watching a football game with a girlfriend once upon a time, and the camera panned out to the crowd, where she saw a sign and asked, what does D Fence mean? Before she could finish saying mean, she caught herself. haha. Was a good chuckle.

Originally posted by AccessDenied
I may not like most sports..but I'm not ignorant about them.

What is this BS that women don't have a clue about sport. I can spot an offside in golf as good as the next guy, damn it!

reply to post by Signals

including a little hole and flag with the number "18" on it

Ah, how sweet. I remember being 18. That was a good age. Happy 18th birthday, Steve!

I like Dominoes... I think that's a sport?

I like the steady murmerings of a group of
farmers hunched over the board, battling their
wits against each other as they contemplate which
tiles to lay.

Darts is nice too... although, in this outfit, I struggle
to get a 'double-top'
Most pub games I find entertaining, the way the horse
-brasses twinkle along the bar and the steady flow of
gossip lets the villagers know all is well.

The only part I don't enjoy is late in the evening, when
the slightly-inebriated locals start leering and winking at me.
But I can hold my own with them when it comes to
discussing soccer and horse racing.

Oh!... and sheep racing, that's enjoyable too.
I wish I lived in the countryside.

try this one next season for fun-

Wife/GF asks what the green dots are for on a few NFL player's helmets?

(I keep wanting to spell it Hellmutt )

Tell her those players have diabetes. Then sit back and wait for the questions to roll in.

~sorry if I offended any Ladies in this thread - Signals LOOOOVES the Ladies ~

[edit on 11-3-2010 by Signals]

I onced asked how many quarters there were in hockey.

*shrugs*

gotta start somewhere *grins*

Originally posted by nixie_nox
I onced asked how many quarters there were in hockey.

*shrugs*

gotta start somewhere *grins*

their are 3 quarters...lol

Now that Tiger Woods is out of sex addiction rehab therapy, he's going to make his big comeback and compete in the Augusta National.


A slight change from previous outings, though...his wife Elin will be his caddy.


His clubs are going to be in his golf bag, but she's going to keep his balls in her purse.