The Neighbor and His Damn Dogs

Ok, lets see here long time ranter first time posting here.

So Ii have this neighbor in the back of my house, and he has these two dogs. One small one quite large. They are a pain in the ass. They bark at everything, my little brothers playing, and my 70 something neighbor on the right when she gardens. The bigger one is so damn loud I want to shoot the little bugger (would've been in jail by now if I had a gun anyway, killed the dogs, and those pesky squirrles).

So I'm afraid that they'll jump that fence one day. Wwhat I am planning to do is, plant two hedges for starters at the fence. The garage is in front of the fence where they are and thers two little paths that go around it and into the yard. So by planting two hedges that blocks any little kids that are over for parties from running back there and getting their hands bitten off.

Worse comes to worse, we're putting up one of those large wooden fences that'll make us look like we're part of F-Troop.

Going to be a very intresting summer. .

ahhh the age old dog problems, fear not jedi, the Chinese have found a way to end the problem

food

Not a bad idea, give them food......

Found out that they are afraid of cap guns he he he.

Originally posted by JediMaster
Not a bad idea, give them food......

uh no...

2009 was suggesting that you turn them in kung pao poodle...

surprised you didnt catch onto that!

Damn, now I see it. Guess I read too fast.......

Still, scaring them away with a cap gun is good for now.

Problem not, you have. The mind trick of the Jedi use.