A revolutionary new machine that converts office paper into toilet paper

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The machine simply requires paper, which it shreds into a pulp, and water (about 2.5-4 gallons every other day) to create one roll of toilet paper in about 30 minutes. 40 sheets of A4 office paper goes into one roll, and that even includes documents with print on them. By using the White Goat, Oriental says that you could save 60 cedar trees a year.

[edit on 2/8/2010 by iamsupermanv2]

This invention seems like it could be rather revolutionary.

The quality of the TP seemed to be not great, but I'm sure there will be ways that can add lotion, maybe make it a two ply.

Not too much else to say, just thought you guys would like to see this.

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I bet there are plenty of folks in Congress who would like to shove the Constitution into that thing.

For all the good it does us nowadays it would probably be for the best.

Fantastic!

Install one in every Representative, House and Senate office in the U.S. - TWO in the Oval one.

Once they've wiped clean this country Might stand a chance at mimicking founder's goals.

Now if only they could make a machine that converts politicians verbal diarrhea
into a clean fuel source we might be onto something.

Does it accept TPS reports?

I am curious about the ones with print on them? is ink back there a good idea?
It just seems a little bit weird. Please elaborate on this inky situation.

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Yes, it's called a PRINTER.
Especially one that prints out handouts for MEETINGS.