Ask Bush any 5 questions......

I�m a new member to this board so I�m gonna go crazy and start my very own thread.

If you could ask Dubya, or any member of his administration, any 5 questions (about anything) whilst they were hooked up to a polygraph machine, what would they be?

1. Where do you get your suits, they're pretty nice.

2. Want a pretzel?

3. Do you want me to find somebody who is proficient at the Heimlich manouver?

4. Have you lost the power of speach?

5. Is your face always this blue?

First of, where did this name Dubya come from? I've noticed it being used alot and have no clue where it comes from.

Anyway, my 5 questions would be:


1: So how much does a Yale Degree really cost to buy?

2: Did you really know nothing about 9/11 before it happend?

3: How are your knees and chin? I hope your bike wasn't hurt to much ..

4: Did rigging the election in 2000 cost alot? Or was your bro Jeb Bush doing you a brotherly favor?

5: Do you even have an IQ?

Dubya come from the way the W in GWB is pronounced in a Texan accent.

Here�s what I�d go for:

1. How much influence do your contributors have on American domestic/foreign policy?

2. Did you have prior knowledge of 911?

3. What is the nature of Israel�s influence over the US?

4. Who sits at the top table of the NWO?

5. How old were you when your dad stopped wiping you butt?

1) Can I marry your daughter....

2) the 9/11 knowledge question

3) do you have osama yet?

three is good enough for me...

my question to MR president is here?
which one is the real name of the prison place
1.ABU GARBO
2.ABU GARBAGE
3.ABU GRAPS
4.ABU GHARIB
5.ABU GRAPES
which one is the real name of place to be bomb,just before the forensic get hard and sick evident as the final nail to put MR PRESIDENT POLITIC IN THE COFFIN

Can you count to 5?
Can you count to 4?
Can you count to 3?
Can you count to 2?
Can you count to 1? Oh ok, I'll give him that one.

Everyone's basically already said what I'd probably ask, although I'll try and think of something else later.

I would just want to ask one:

Why was your brother going to have dinner with Hinkley's brother the day Reagan was shot?

This is assuming I'd get a straight answer, honest, and to the point.

1) How does it make you feel when the mainstream media condemns you for every little fault and ignores anything good being done?

2) What went through your mind when you heard Al Gore's speach asking for your whole cabinate to resign?

3) Did you honestly believe there were WMDs in Iraq when the final decision to attack was made, or did you lie to the American people?

4) Are you trying to correct mistakes your father made durring his presidency, how are you going about this and why?

5) What are some strengths John Kerry has, in your eyes, that you're lacking?

Originally posted by junglejake
This is assuming I'd get a straight answer, honest, and to the point.

1) How does it make you feel when the mainstream media condemns you for every little fault and ignores anything good being done?

2) What went through your mind when you heard Al Gore's speach asking for your whole cabinate to resign?

3) Did you honestly believe there were WMDs in Iraq when the final decision to attack was made, or did you lie to the American people?

4) Are you trying to correct mistakes your father made durring his presidency, how are you going about this and why?

5) What are some strengths John Kerry has, in your eyes, that you're lacking?

Some good questions here.

I'd have to edit number 2 though, something like:

Does anything go through your mind, ever?

1. Does the US have evidence of Other Intelligent Lifeforms?

2. Does the US have an alteramotive for causing conflict in the Middle East?

3. Have the US at any time performed acts of terrorism against there own people or allies to further their agenda?

4. Would the US use its nuclear arsenal to protect its own, even at the expense of its allies?

5. Have you lied to the American people since getting into office?

1. What does your dad's hand feel like up you ass?

2. How much did you pay Bin laden to make you look good?

3. Why do you resemble a chimp?

4. Are your parents blood realtives?

5. What's feel like to know the entire world thinks your a moron?

Nevermind.

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by Agent47]

**Removed inappropriate question**

did you know that america has 4 syllables not one. ('merca)

are you saying terrorist or tourist?

which 'god' wanted you to be president?

can we (america) have all the $ back that you STOLE?

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by Banshee]

Do you want some pretzels?
Do you buy your suits with Don Cherry?
Is your IQ larger than your shoe size?
Have you already captured Osama and are saving him so that your ratings go up just before the election?

They would be these:

1) Do you feel that the lives lost in Iraq are worth what some people believe to be hidden motives?

2) Is being president of the United States of America just a job or is it something that you believe that you can be doing right with?

3) Has the gov't been covering up aliens in any way or form from the public?

4) Why is it that the gov't does not care for the people in our own country that need it before sending money overseas?

5) and last .....Can I have a million bucks?

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by I See You]