We the people of Earth are in great danger! Not from terrorists or natural forces, not from climate change or disease, but from the dark forces of
MORON.
Moron, the dark lord of stupidity. The bringer of dumb. The harbinger of delusion, ignorance and darkness. The maintainer of mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus,
and gobbledygook, who's shadow we are all born under.
His deciples the morons do his work, spreading dumb, being dumb, and doing dumb. Dumbness envelopes us all in a great dark cloak of ignorance. For
these are the dim ages! Belief, and delusion. The pillars of morons evil work abound across the Earth, imaginary beings, unsustainable economics, the
destruction of life for profit.
Moron feeds on the fantasy lives of billions of humans, as they grope through the glory of existence hobbled by collective stupidity, blinded by
ignorance and crippled by lies. Unless we fight them, morons will destroy us and our home the Earth. Moron will make you and your children stupid.
Morons will believe anything and will kill you if you don't believe it as well.
Morons are everywhere and the dark lord moron is making more every day. Now is the time to take sides to stand with the astronomers on the eternal
road to infinite study, on the side of light and life and knowledge. To praise the laws of physics and spread the sacred facts. For none will be
spared and none will be untouched, on the war on Moron.
Moron, who believes without question.
Moron who has faith but no facts.
Moron who claims that a higher hand guides them to do dumb, and encourages their ignorance. These morons MUST BE STOPPED!! Only morons can destroy
life and claim a higher purpose. Morons are base merciless killers, who's dogma, bigotry, prejudice, fear and loathing has doomed humanity to
millenia of death and suffering.
We the astronomers must fight moron before his dominion over the people of earth is complete. Before believing becomes compulsory once more, before
this brief window of light is snuffed out, and the tyranny of dogma returns. Before morons in the senseless quest for wealth, destroy earth and its
life.
We are all born as morons, but by ridding ourselves of ignorance we are saved from stupidity and dumbness. So it is for the world, armed with
knowledge, spreading the facts, shining the light of inquiry we fight to save the earth and its people from moron.
The Astronomers will bring the miracle of facts, the joy of knowing to the people, gently washing moron from their minds. Illuminating the darkest
corners of dumb, lighting up a world of mumbo jumbo with the awe and wonder of the universe, adding to our order until we rid the world of ignorance,
and moron is defeated.
Join the astronomers and follow in the footsteps of some really smart people. For every human on the eternal road of infinite study, is one less
follower of the dark lord moron.
Join the Astronomers.
We Know.
Praise the Laws
Spacetime