You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If...

- You feel compelled to lovingly construct little tin-foil hats for your "half-baked" potatoes.


- You have frank, honest and ongoing discussions with interdimensional entities about not only the future of mankind and the mysteries of the multiverse - but also the more mundane issues - like where you left your wallet/shoes/keys and what lottery numbers are good this week.


- You notice you've started dressing like an MIB - in a subconscious attempt to get a job in the agency....and you've inadvertantly started freaking out the first year conspiracy theorists.


- You tell your alien abductors "not tonight, I have a headache" and roll over and go back to sleep because it's becoming such a common occurance.

Of course! This is ATS after all! A thread already exists... so to dredge up the past with all deference to both Jeff Foxworthy and OP...



You might be a conspiracy theorist if...

1 - You have read The 60 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time...

2 - You get a hair cut only to find a tin foil hat!

3 - You know two different meanings for Off The Grid!

4 - You know what BBT stands for

5 - You have ever used the phrase, "I Want to Believe" and meant it!

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

6 - You google a place before believing the "news" story a UFO thread is based on!

7 - You remember the three ATS threads from a year ago on the exact same topic!

8 - If when reading a medical journal you read the word, "phage." and the avatar image pops into your head!