finally revealed the " real " cause of the 1947 roswell incident

in response to this thread , i think a bit of sarcasm is required

so i duelly present the " true " chain of events that led to the roswell incident

on march 1st 1947 , :

Wernher von Braun marries his first cousin, the 18-year-old Maria von Quirstorp.

source

von brauns " alien buddies " were of course invited - and duelly attented [ in disguise of course ] and naturally stayed for the reception

as none of them had ever drunk alcohol before - it unfortunatly had a rather dramatic effect - and they were critically ill - sliping into an alcaholic torpor till july 6th

even when they awoke - they were still in no shape to fly a space ship - but were already late for another engagement - so took off anyway on the 7th

predictably they promptly crashed ................ the rest is " history "

now in the best possible ATS tradition - i will offer no evixence to support this hypothesis , rather simply challege others " to debunk it or else "

there - see how easy it is to pick 2 events and fabricated a correlation ?

I also believe thats what happened.....finally, someone who is on my side..

That isn't what happened at all. I should know. My brother in law was the bartender at that event. And he told me.........