Special police of the Lord coming

reply to post by Tormentations


You made all of this up. And my answer to all of your questions are No, No and No.

Second line.

I honest think Flava-Flav would be a MUCH better police of the lord!

You could easily identify them then by their gold teeth an big clocks!

Everyone missed the obvious, which is "The Beastie Boys" - it's all in the name.

So by wednesday we'll have some kind of.....no, I've run out of steam. Just as your OP did....

reply to post by John_Brown


We want EZ, LOL. Good Shiznit.

The Lord's beast will go on a spiritual franchise broadcast. Seperate channel, seperate television image. We the just will be shown the abomination of desolation coming. We the just should be able to operate the spiritual television which shall come out the clear blue because it is spiritual.

reply to post by Tormentations


Will the spiritual television come with a remote?

Also, will it be pre-adapted for digital, or will I need one of those converter boxes?

Oh, and also... if I miss the abominations, can I TIVO them?

Originally posted by Tormentations
There will appear a person manifold out of the clear blue which will My questions to you are: Do you believe this will happen? Do you believe the Lord has a plan to send in police of His preference? Do you believe 2pac is left in command at the kingdom of God?

OMG!!!!

I love this theory even if it is one of the most hilarious Ive ever seen!!

But seriously, no, no and no

reply to post by Tormentations




2 Thessalonians 2 10 - 12

"And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

Stop lying to yourself and to other people.

schizo rantings IMO. My brother-in-law suffers from schizophrenia and this is the kind of stuff that comes out of his mouth all the time.

Are you sure your healthy mate? perhaps you should have yourself checked out. . . your OP makes absolutely no sense

OK, in my year and a half here, I have read some really STUPID stuff, from the Blossum Goodfraud rantings, to the 'holographic airplanes' on 9/11, but THIS quite simply has to be the dumbest, most ignorant thread yet!

I will absolutely agree with the others that no, no and no are the answers to you 'questions', and if you are not just trying to get flags or something (which I'm simply dumbfounded that this piece of garbage has somehow managed to get four of them), then I hardily suggest that you

GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS!

And if you have not been diagnosed with a severe mental illness, I suggest that you make an appointment with a qualified Mental Health Care Professional IMMEDIATELY!

The OP in this thread actually makes the following look sane and rational:

Christianity- The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

But it isn't exactly sane and rational, now is it???

Wow.....


Just wow....

reply to post by YourPopRock


I think I'm just gonna wait for the abominations to come out on DVD.


ahaha, perfect will ferrel video as well.

I just had to post to bookmark this thread.

I like reading a good story now and then. One thing though, while in possesion of the keys of the kingdom, will Tupac allow the slapping of ho's, beatdowns, and toking? Raise'em up!!

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


Easy Mr. Spock. Everyone's entitled to their opinion/conspiracy.

reply to post by Tormentations

There will appear a person manifold out of the clear blue

So uhh... what kind of vehicle is this manifold attached to?
Or is this just an exhaust system alone that we're talking about?