posted on Jan, 24 2010 @ 04:41 AM
Do Not Tap
Them Turtles
A turtle
will bite your ass....
This is actually right up my alley... In my younger days, I was quite a herpetologist, specializing in
turtles,
tortoises, and
terrapins. And, yes, there's a difference.
The main thing is,
DON'T mess with
sea turtles! They can bite your damned fingers off!
Now
why do they bite? Easy.
Imagine that I'm right there in front of you, and I'm sticking my big man-fingers in your face for no goddam good reason. Big stinky fingers
comin' at ya, and you can't do anything! What do you do?
You BITE it!
Right. This is a no-brainer.
— Doc Velocity
[edit on 1/24/2010 by Doc Velocity]