The Archangel Gabriel, Father of Jesus?

Well in the Holy Bible of the Shaballa, Mohamad came to Mary, as of course she was only a little girl, and well, we all know..."How much for the Little girl"...a popular pastime in the deserts of Arabia and Egypt.

Mohamad, who may or may not have created his own religion in later years......After changing the spelling of his name.

Anyway, Mohamad pretended to be an Angel, and told her David is waiting....of course David was his pet name for his manhood.....much like Lucile was Chuck Berry's pet name......

Anyway, David has sex with Mary, via the Angel Gabriel who was really Mohamad, and after the deed, he told her she was still a virgin, because women were stupid back then and didn't know any different.. (I knew a girl like that back in the 70s....No Seriously!)

Anyway, she had a baby, and 10 other kids blah blah etc etc..

And someone wrote down the story 100s of years later and became rich....then the Romans took it over and Walla Here we are....
Total Chaos.....