Future Headlines......?

I thought it would be fun if we had a thread with possible future headlines that might appear in the coming months/years, so feel free to post your ideas for coming future headlines that might crop up.

FUTURE HEADLINE.....

"Nassim Haramein was today awarded the Nobel prize for his work on the geometry of space-time and renewing our understanding of the structure of the universe. He is now being hailed as the new Einstein"


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One of my favorites:

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Possible headline

"President Obama was assasinated, many rejoice"

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JESUS RETURNS ATHIESTS STILL REFUSE TO BELIVE!!!!

NEW LEADER EMERGES FROM E.U " WILL RULE THE WORLD"

PRESIDENT GORE STATES ALIENS HAVE TAKEN MILLIONS OF CHRISTIANS, ATHEISTS REJOYCE




CHRISTIANS HAD IT ALL WRONG, SAYS ALIEN FROM MELMAC

PRESIDENT OBAMA TO IRAN " WE SURRENDER"

Future Headline.
America Collapsed World Peace mere seconds behind.

"Obama Was Really Born In Iceland"

"Man Creates FREE Energy, Falls To His Death"

"Global Snooze Button Pressed, People Begin Going Back To Sleep"

"SAINTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!"

MessOnTheFED!

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Good ones!

This one could actually come true-

"Nassim Haramein was today awarded the Nobel prize for his work on the geometry of space-time and renewing our understanding of the structure of the universe. He is now being hailed as the new Einstein"

"President Palin to Aliens - I Rebuke You!



There are some funny ones here-

www.blogcatalog.com...

Scientists Charged With Time-Travel Crimes

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"Cubs win the World Series"

"Mysterious Ship Sighted Over White House"

"Free Bacon For All"

Originally posted by Wrath5639
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"Cubs win the World Series"

"Mysterious Ship Sighted Over White House"

"Free Bacon For All"

Pigs will fly before the last one happens!

"Pigs Sighted Flying Over Eiffel Tower"

"Aliens Claim Earth Is Really Their Home Planet"

"President Obama Declares War On Canada"

BORACK OBAMA SACKS TONY BLAIR, THEN NICKS GORDON BROWN

Originally posted by pharaohmoan

FUTURE HEADLINE.....

pharaohmoan's thread moved to BTS!!

Although I seriously doubt any newspaper reporting on it....

Peace