posted on May, 25 2004 @ 03:16 PM
Huzzah! Huzzaah! Let trumpets sound forth their fanfares! Let maidens strew the streets with flowers! Children wave flags and begin a spontaneous
parade, while old-timers quietly weep with gratitude that they have been so fortunate as to live long enough to see this great day.
I just expended my 3500 points, and have gained access to the Really Above Top Secret Site!
The clouds of dark ignorance parted . . . A giant mailed fist reached down through the clouds, pausing to gently place a delicate laurel wreath upon
my fevered brow. Then, a silken rope ladder unfurled to within inches of my head. Amid the cheer of the crowds, I ascend, rung by rung, to a more
beatitudinous existence. As my shimmering golden form disappears into the clouds, the assembled masses applaud quietly.
They return to their peasant's work, but with a quiet, knowing smile upon each face . . .
They realize that they are finally free of having to listen to be bloviate and whine about this trivial crap!
You're all Free! Now please excuse me while I go off and practice the secret handshake while reciting the forbidden word. . .