Proof-Illuminati is the NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HURRY BEFORE IT IS CHANGED!!!!!!!!

Emm, all it takes is 2 lines of php code on your website and it redirects to anywhere you want.





[edit on 13-12-2009 by Ayrton]

Originally posted by Hemlocks
reply to post by Cabaret Voltaire

 

AGIAN...The link takes you to the NSA.GOV site. You can't redirect your domain to a gov site like that. Especially to the freaken NSA. They have to be connected.

legit!

This thread should be labeled as a Hoax, and the OP has lost ALL credibility in this.

You quite simply completely made this up, and purposely LIED to everyone in an attempt to carry out your hoax.

Redirects on a server are nothing more than a browser command. The server simply sends a command and says "Go here". There is absolutely NOTHING the NSA could do outside of shutting down the website to stop it.

No connection of anykind is needed. No connection of anykind is even made. AT ALL.

It's quite simply as easy as opening up a .htaccess file and typing a single line that says Redirect / whateverlinkyouwant.com..., not to mention every single language the browser is able to understand carries other methods of doing the exact same thing.

It is impossible that you in any manner cared about the facts and you have purposely lied. Did you really think people who work with such stuff for a living wouldn't call you out?



[edit on 12/13/2009 by badmedia]

Not only should this thread be labled a hoax, but a mod needs to come in here and change the title of the thread... its in all caps, i thought there was something good, but this... is just.... anyone with a little web design knowledge can make that happen.

You have wasted time of my life. If I were able I would come through the internet to you and take it back.

Here is a small list of things I could be doing other than reading crap.

NOT READING CRAP
Watching youporn
Reading pop sci mag
Talking with my wife... Ya I went there
Spending time with my child
Contimplating what I will do when zombies attack
Searching for stuff on Netflix
Playing MW2
Studying for my PPL
Watching more youporn
Read Alien threads on ATS
Look at my car
Hold my breath
sleep
Attempt to teach my child to speak
Get my rocks off to Ibuypower.com
NOT READ THIS THREAD
Clean my gun
Do hours of research for a new thread that no one will read
Read a new Norway spiral thread for the millionth time
One more quick trip to youporn
get ready for work.... oh ya

reply to post by ThePeoplesSoldier


That was a good post.
I laughed pretty hard reading that one. I especially like the "playing MW2".


Anyways, Back to the OP:

2 things I don't understand, and maybe someone can help me here.

1. Why is the use of more than one explanation point necessary? Its like we don't get it the first time, so you have to use 20?

Its not like: "HURRY BEFORE ITS CHANGED!" Thats to the point.
Its like: "HURRY BEFORE ITS CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now I'm rushing to hurry because reading all those explanation points is giving me a false sense of fear, and causing an uproar of commotion inside my brain, thus ending the calm-headedness I once had prior to reading this thread. And, sleeping this morning.

2. How is this proof, what-so-ever? Even if this wasn't supposed to be a trick, how does this prove anything? Illuminati or not, its definitely NOT the NSA.

How can it NOT be the NSA, you ask?

The answer is simple really.
The NSA is chillaxin' with the CIA, and FBI. They don't have time for a secret society! They are too busy planning an "underground" assault on the very lives of all the citizens of the USA, ergo, forcing the majority of the populus to believe in a conspiracy that the NSA = Illuminati.

Man! I'm glad I got that one squared away.

[/sarcasm] Just in case...

Ah damn, I just created a thread about this.

Looks like you beat me to it.

Existing thread here:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Please add further comments to the ongoing discussion.


Thank you


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