A Little Levity

With all the bad news, here's some economic recession humor. Remember that laughing is still free!

This Economy Is So Bad that...

I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.

I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's now play miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.

Stock in Hot Wheels is trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling a quarter-ouncer.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Beverly Hills parents fired their nannies and had to learn their kid's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six has stopped leaving the light on.


Giving credit where credit is due: www.resistnet.com...

Love it! thank you for reminding us to laugh once in a while

Funny enough, this popped up on the side when I was reading this thread reminding us to lighten up on the negativity. Coincidence? I think not!