The Twelve Days of Disclosure

First of all, please allow me to give credit to korats' OP, "The next 12 days of Disclosure, or over hype?" for the inspiration.

Second... to the Mods, since this IS related to disclosure, I felt it was mostly a safe bet here but, if I am mistaken... please allow me to humbly beg forgiveness. If you need to move it, then please do so by all means

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The Twelve Days of Disclosure
(To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
A UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the second day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the third day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the fourth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the fifth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the sixth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the seventh day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the eighth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the ninth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the tenth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the eleventh day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Eleven reptoids hissing,
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

On the twelfth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Twelve Obama sound bytes,
Eleven reptoids hissing,
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.

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Cheers

You should have put this is in the creative writing forum methinks.

Just a thought.

reply to post by serbsta


Yup... maybe. Still occasionally groping in the dark here... might help if I open my eyes sometimes too lol!

Thanks

Glorious! I love it , Far better than much of the filth and pathetic energies spewed around this forum on an hourly basis!

Blessed are ye~

reply to post by fishspeaker


Thanks!

Yes, awesome piece of TomFoolery. Bravo!

But my question is..

Can you sing it? How about you do a video :-)

Better yet.. talk a group of kids from the local school choir into doing the video, then put it together as a Xmas video card to get emailed all around the world :-)

The 12 days of disclosure!? Oh geez this is just sad lol... Desparate times indeed.

reply to post by JohnPhoenix


Haha I can see eight and nine year olds with big smiles on their faces singing this, not a clue of what they are talking about.

Anyways good song haha!!

Really enjoyed that!

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reply to post by redoubt


Hello redoubt, I really liked your song. In todays world a smile is always welcome. Thank you for makeing me smile.

Be As One Magantice