15 Awful Things Republicans Would Do If They Had the Chance, page 2

With apologies to the original author.

The political instrument of Hollywood elites, and a socialist-leaning societal force, the Democratic party today is more negatively impactful than ever. Its agenda, if fully implemented, would prove catastrophic. Here's what an unfettered Democratic Party would do "for" America:

1) Greatly raise taxes on the lower-middle class, middle class, upper-middle class, mildly wealthy, and very wealthy, thereby forcing hard-pressed working families to reduce their life-style in order to give more of their hard-earned money to the government.

2) Vastly enlarge labor unions, which take great sums of their member’s money and pass it to the Democratic party for campaigns.

3) Stubbornly force non-existent climate taxes on the entire populous while blithely pumping more pollutants from Al Gore’s mouth into the atmosphere. Although many reputable scientists say that 3,500 carbon parts per atmospheric million is the OK, Democrats want to limit us to zero (0) thus depriving all plant-life from their necessary nutrient.

4) Implement "restrictive" regulations on everything from investment banks and credit card companies to a broad array of "profit-eroding" consumer protections, leaving American businesses with such a rigid financial structure that companies fail at an extraordinary rate.

5) Continue to lavish and fund public education with every last dime we have, so they can advocate their brand of socialist/communist teachings in the public school system to as many unwitting kids as possible resulting in people who have little or no idea about the Constitution and how our form of government works.

6) Force all hospitals, even those associated with churches, to provide abortion on-demand, including partial-birth abortions. Force all OBGYN doctors to learn how to perform abortions despite their moral and ethical standards.

7) Abolish the Pledge of Allegiance, whose last six words are "with liberty and justice for all," while unabashedly supporting homosexual marriage while denying Muslim men from having four wives.

8) Speak often and acridly of Bush’s secret wiretapping, repression of domestic dissent, neo-McCarthyite witch hunts, Red-baiting name calling, all the while continuing the same policies.

9) Giving the rest of humankind nothing but apologies for any past U.S. transgression real or perceived resulting not just in an image of weakness to our allies but emboldening our enemies.

10) Generally drive down the income levels of America's working-class majority by redistributing their wealth.

11) Continue to lie about the overly-expensive, rationed health care that will result in more expensive healtcare while denying any type of tort reform that would save us money.

12) Providing blanket amnesty in order to embrace 12 million illegal-immigrant men and women to the Democratic Party.

13) Shamefully try to lend credence to their avarice and social irresponsibility by outlawing all references to the Bible during public speech.

14) Give full vent to the intensely bigoted hatred that has crazed liberal extremists dreaming of killing President Bush while he was in office and not lifting a finger in protest.

15) Place the livelihoods and lives of over 300 million Americans in the hands of incompetent, inexperienced, ideological "socialists" such as Barak Obama.

While there are certainly Republicans who've yet to show spine in stopping the liberal’s forthcoming train-wreck, let's be absolutely clear about the unmitigated disaster that would follow if Democrats, in their present ultra-leftist incarnation, ruled our country exactly as they wickedly wished.