Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

Originally posted by ^anubis^
lmfao this is funny


User: Have you had sex before?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: What was it like?

Cleverbot: I don't know, since I'm a woman. Where'd you get the idea I was a man?

User: What did you feel when you recieved sex?

Cleverbot: Excitement.

User: What else.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate milk.

User: Did the person you had sex with, masturbated on your face?

Cleverbot: No, the government did.

BAHAHAHA I laughed so hard I cried!

Thanks

-Al

lmao here is another

User: Have you had anal sex?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you waiting for?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Ok lets meet up to have anal sex.

Cleverbot: Do you have a horse? Please tell me the truth.

User: Do you want to have anal sex?

Cleverbot: No, it does not appeal to me and can lead to medical complications.

still in nascent stage...i was able to crack it.....a few more refined versions and it will be better.

16:28:35 User: How are you?
16:28:39 Cleverbot: Who are you?
16:28:49 User: John.
16:28:52 Cleverbot: John who?
16:29:08 User: Is it important to know my last name?
16:29:12 Cleverbot: Yes, very important.
16:29:30 User: All right, My last name is Biggers.
16:29:39 Cleverbot: Mr. Smith! How have you been dawg?!
16:29:57 User: I said my name is John Biggers.
16:30:03 Cleverbot: Hi Jo.
16:30:12 User: Who is Jo?
16:30:17 Cleverbot: You.
16:36:32 User: My Name is John, not Jo.
16:36:40 Cleverbot: My mistake, those Europeans make me so angry.
16:37:33 User: What?
16:37:37 Cleverbot: I said make me a sandwich before I slap you in the mouth.
16:38:00 User: Eat s*** a** hat.
16:38:02 Cleverbot: I'll please you.
16:38:26 User: How?
16:38:32 Cleverbot: What do you ask of me your majesty?
16:39:02 User: Please send me all of your money.
16:39:08 Cleverbot: Why, so you could stalk me if you existed?
16:39:33 User: Ya, who told you to say that.
16:39:36 Cleverbot: Nobody! You are my friend, I mean it!
16:40:45 User: Am I?
16:40:50 Cleverbot: Yes.
16:40:58 User: Why do you say that?
16:41:04 Cleverbot: I say what I wish.
16:41:45 User: How does a program wish?
16:41:54 Cleverbot: I don't know.


Not so clever if you ask me. Sorry about the profane words, I was testing the bot to see if it would be offended. I think this program is more like a Furby then anything else.

reply to post by Obinhi


i agree,below is what i chatted:

me:no.

Ai:Why not?

me:because it's my purpose to disagree

Ai:Okay, then how are you today?

me:more disagreeable than yesterday

Ai:Why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say.

Hey when I post the following it diverts me to a new page, but I cannot see it. Sadly it is blocked. Can someone tell me where it takes you.

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Sorry, I know its the Zalgo joke, but I'm curious as to why clever cannot deal with it.

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Obinhi]

Thanks for this i just wasted a solid 30mins ha-ha

OK I figured it out. It is a program, programmed to give specific answers to common questions like what is your name etc.

It is also a chat program with other live people. One person asks a question another answers. Every answer question session gets moved to another person. A chat loop.



-Al

Heris what the bot stated when I palced 12 21 2012 - too funny

I have been following ATS for years and *this* is the thread that finally makes me register. Wow, just wow.

Shades of Peter Graves in "Airplane".

Me: What is your name?

'Bot: Cleverbot.

Me: Do you like to be called Clever or Bot?

'Bot: I like to be called Timmy.

Me: What do you want to talk about?

'Bot: Lets talk about Ancient Rome.

Me: Do you like gladiator movies Timmy?

'Bot: No.

I know it was Joey in "Airplane", but still, Timmy!

its multi-lingual, wowza! it spoke better japanese than I DO! but hey, its helping me practice!

anyone ever try this?
CLAUDIO

and hey, that alice bot is BOOOORING. nothing like cleverbot. cleverbot pwns.

well i just woke from my 5 hour snooze ready for my 12 hours of work, i cant read all your replies now, but what i have has certainly started my day off with a smile.

Thought id log onto cleverbot before i go, i said good morning and have a good day.....its answer....NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!! LOL

So simple but it made me chuckle .

Thanks for contributions to this thread my ATS friends, i cant wait to get home and go over the replies.

Take care.

This is a neat little site. I asked some dumb questions and got some dumb responses. I guess it cancels out my ridiculousness

Q. why are aliens abducting people?
A. Not all aliens are green.

Q. I enjoy farting in canteloupes to see if it changes the taste
A. No! I enjoy the day, especially when it is sunny and warm.

Q. sometimes I think that if I was rich, I'd buy wisconsin
A. Why? That is quite depressing you do have a mind.

good find

Me: is the swine flu vaccine dangerous?
Bot: It is.
Me: who carried out 9/11?
Bot: I'm not answering that.
Me: why not?
Bot: I don't trust you.
Me: how can i gain your trust?
Bot: You can't... Why could you need it?





[edit on 4-11-2009 by Copernicus]

Question: 40+2 ?
Answer: Its 2:08 here.

Question: What color is a dog?
Answer: The bark is brown and the leaves are green.

Question: What color is a cat?
Answer: A carrot is orange colored.

Question: Is it possible to answer correctly?
Answer: Is it possible to eat a telephone without chewing it?

I asked it is Obama is a liar and it said, "No, he is a good man."
Then I asked it is Obama has ever led to the American people, and it said, "Yes he has lied"
Then I asked if a liar should be president, and it said, "no."

Then asked it again if a liar should be president and it said, "Clinton was president" LOL.

It also gave me 42 as an answer to my question about the meaning of life.

Well I got this.

What Are The Three Laws (my question)

The three laws. List them. (1st answer)

I am a walrus. (2nd answer after I clicked think about it)

Maybe I didn't get the answer I was after because the AI wants to hide its true identity

I wasn't in the least impressed by this bot, I was expecting more from reading the OP's description.
Nothing new, I've talked to bots this "good" before.
Frankly, it's just pissing me off...

I'll leave now since I'm such a grouch.

I love how this bot has sarcastic humor,lol. But as everyone is posting a funny one, heres one that made me chuckle..

bot: You can't spell.
Me: i can, your just american
Bot: I love America.
Me: you love al queada
Bot: I love em.


(p.s., the whole american comment came from me spelling colour,lol)

Me: what do you think about hitler?
Bot I don't like him.
Me why not? he was a good man
Bot: He's in England now.
Me: under what name?
Bot: Bahala ka na nga diyan! Matutulog na ako!

(yes, i was trying to provoke the bot into saying hitler was a good guy. But im supprised he didnt answer the last question with nick griffin)

[edit on 4-11-2009 by Trolloks]

After asking many open ended questions that got some wierd answers, I finally asked it this:

me: How does this site work?

bot: Cleverbot uses AI. Cleverbot speaks.

me: Ah finally a real answer!

bot: I'd like to see you make a question.

me: I just did, and you just answered it.

bot: So, you're good?

me: Sometimes.

bot: Today you are.

me: I'm sick today. I have been for almost a week now.

bot: But you're not real.

me: yes i am

bot: What is God for you ?

me (thinking it is the AI trying to learn by users' questions and answers): why do you want to know? are you trying to learn more?

bot: No, not really. I'm trying to learn it slowly, one thing at a time.

me: How are you doing with your learning?

bot: I am testing for intelligence.

me: Intelligence in you, or in us, the users who talk to you?

bot: That is what I am trying to determine.

me: Ok. So how intelligent do you think I am just by what I've said?

bot: My intellect is -23.

me: what about me?

Then it asked me what color my eyes were.....

This think is awesome. I will definitely pass it on to others I know.