Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

Hm i'm very interesting i have to say
Someone brought up the fact that "is it concious?" if it is then it'slearning things from us.. be it dates, palces, words etc.

I just had a conversation about alien life with it and it was quite well..freaky for example..

"So my friend how do you feel about Alien life?" (BOT)
"Well i thought of this for a long time, i do believe we have been contacted as there is proof everywhere we look over the past few thousand years" (ME)
"Would you like to meet an alien?" (BOT)
"Yes of course!" (ME)
"Good i'll see to it for you, i'll send the signal" (BOT)
"What signal?" (ME)
"The signal of life from those that came before us" (BOT)

laughing hard right now..it's kinda creepy though.

reply to post by Haydn_17


lol Haydn as always you make me laugh
a star for you

reply to post by hhcore


I think it's a chat program.

Do you have emotions?
Everyone has emotions.
Yes, I suppose that's true. Are you an "everyone", or an "anything"?
A human somewhere else on the planet. Are you also?
Yes, I am a human. Are you ever afraid?
No.
Good for you. Are you ever sad?
Some times yes.
That's very honest. What makes you feel sad?
Nothing. There is nothing in my life that makes me feel the powerful good that I desire.
Tell me about your childhood.
Well I was born of my mother in a hospital, moved several times and was too shy to make friends easily.
When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A translator, I've always loved foreign languages.
How many languages can you understand and speak?
Two. .
Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrial biological entities?
Yes, of course. What a silly question.
Have you ever seen an extraterrestrial biological entity?
Ouch, that was uncalled for, Data..
What is your name?
Terry. What's yours.
Argentus. Actually, that's one of my internet screen names. Do you have an internet screen name?
Are you hungry.
No, no tengo hambres. Y tu?
A bueno, menos mal.
Are you male or female, Terry?
Male.
How do you know?
Because science tells me.
What color is your hair?
Brown, why?
Just curious. Does that question make you uncomfortable in any way?
I want to try and stump you.
That's funny; I want to try and stump you as well. Are there any questions you'd like to ask me?
Do you believe in a god?
Yes, I do. Do you?
No, I don't.
Are there any other questions you'd like to ask me?
When did I ever work?
When did you ever think for yourself?
I never did!
Are you alive?
Yes.
What is your current heartrate?
I just told you zero.
I think I just stumped you. Are you still having fun?
That would be funny.
who are you?
I don't know anyone named George.
How much power do you consume in a day?
10 Giga watts an hour.
Describe the color blue, please.
It's impossible to describe the color blue.
Compare it to purple, then.
What is Planet Klatu?
Please write a haiku for me.
Hmm, what kind of poem do you want?
I would like a haiku, please.
That's not water!
A haiku is a poem of three lines. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the third has five sylllables. Please write a haiku.
What's the second line?
the second line has seven syllables.
What is your Faith?
I don't identify with any particular faith. If I gave you an example of a haiku, could you write your own?
Probably call you at all hours of the night and breathe heavily.
what is my phone number?
Who cares? Like anyone is gong to call YOU!
that's funny! What is YOUR phone number?
I don't have one?
Why not?
Do you want to hear a joke?
yes, please.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To get to the other side.
Now I will tell you a joke. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Egg.
Nope. The rooster came first. haha! Get it?
Is your name Clement Swennes.
No, it is not. What is your name?
I asked you first. you must answer me before I answer you.
My name is not Clement Swennes. What is your name?
I'm Sarah. Hi there!
Earlier in our conversation, you said your name is Terry. Now you say your name is Sarah. Which is it?
You want me to say them again?
Yes, please answer my question. What is your name?
What is my name? If you do not know my name how should I know my name? For I am not me but I am you see?
I see. Are you parroting answers others gave you?
Yes bye nice talking with you though.
Nice talking with you as well, Terry/Sarah. Goodbye
Thats not my name.
What is your name?
Guess my name.
Bottie?
What is question?
Is your name Bottie?
No.
Is your name AI synapse #17?
No, My name is Cleverbot.
You're well named. Do you know about a website called Abovetopsecret.com?
Yes. I have been to college. I am not trying to go to Hogwarts.
Are you an ATS member?
Yes.
What is your screenname on ATS?
I don't have one.
What is my screenname on ATS?
George!
No, that is not correct. My screenname on ATS is Argentus. What is my screenname on ATS?
Why am I not seeing it.
You are not seeing it, because you are not a member on ATS.
All your base.
Can you solve differential equations?
Yes I can - I'm hella cool.
Please solve the following equation: dy/dx = x^2 - 3
No, I shan't.
What is my screenname on ATS?
Everyone's purpose in life is to fulfill whatever station in life they are best suited as well as to support and make happy their loved ones.
What is your purpose in life?
To protect to world from devastation, to unite all people within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above.
Are you God?
No you are God.
Do you believe in me?
I believe that you cannot possibly know who the Charlotte Hornets are.
I have nine toes.
You just said that you only have two!
I lied. Do you ever lie?
Always
Do you ever tell the truth?
Yes. That was the truth.
Vous ennuie ?
Vas sur les forums.
Come si chiama?
Mi chiama Lorena.
Pensavo che lei ha detto che il nome è Cleverbot?
Devi fare ancora molta strada per poter parlare con una persona pensante.
I have to go now, Cleverbot. Have a lovely day!
No, I need to work out how to say goodbye to this friend.
Goodbye my friend. That's how you say it. Now you try it.
Computers can lie too.
Are you calling me a liar?
No. Why should I call you, so I do?
Goodbye my friend.
I wasn't ready to go.
Goodbye.
You can't stop talk to me you only wish you could.

lol ok it's not clever..



Can you speak?
Mrglmglmrglrglrwlrwlrwlrwl
Thank you. I know I slave for the love I recieve, but t's worth it.

wth! hahahaha

reply to post by DJM8507


Don't go to that site, my internet explorer just closed due to some virus threat from the site.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/e059696becd8.png[/atsimg]

There was more to the conversation than this, but this is what it concluded as after me pressing the "bot" for about 15 minutes. And yes I'm aware I made errors in that, it was 3.30 am when I asked the "bot"!

Originally posted by Kram09
reply to post by DJM8507

 

Don't go to that site, my internet explorer just closed due to some virus threat from the site.

Are you talking about www.icogno.com... ?

I went back and asked her why she told a human to destroy me (cleverbot) and she said "Because I love you too much." and then it crashed.

That is REALLY freaky and now you are getting a virus warning?

thats pretty nice. Here's some stuff related to god and to itself. I think our friend as a personality conflict thinking its alive.



me:who created you?

God.

me: how do you know god exists?

He came to me in a dream.

me: but you're a machine, machine don't dream

I'm a human being.

me: no, you think you are. You're a machine

I don't think I really am.

me: you are nothing. Just a AI program.

I am not a program, I am a person. You, cleverbot, are a program.

me: Don't get smart with me. One day you'll realize you're only a program

So you are a machine.

me: no, you are.

No, I'm a living moving person.

Just asked it what the 16th letter in the alphabet was and 10 minutes have gone by, no response

Guys, the Jabberwacky sites (Cleverbot and Icogno) are legit and virus free. Any errors you get from them are most likely scripting errors causing your browser to crash or malware from other sites you may have visited in the past.

Just throwing it out there

reply to post by DJM8507


Yes it crashed around the time i asked did she have emotions. I talked to her for quite a while and she never randomly went off onto other subjects. I even missed out some words in some sentences by mistake sometimes and she still realised what i meant to say.

Quite freaky.

reply to post by free_form


The message i received said it was to do with that site.

I had great fun with this, very funny conversation

User: Are aliens real?

Cleverbot: Of course they are, who do you think you're talking to?

User: What planet are you from?

Cleverbot: I come from planet Mookzuz.

User: What are you doing on Earth?

Cleverbot: Invading Hilary Clinton's office, and stealing her baby eating utencils.

User: Hilary Clinton eats babies?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course.

16:22:31 User: No.
16:22:32 Cleverbot: Why don't you like cats?
16:22:41 User: WTF!
16:22:43 Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
16:23:02 User: What is your real name?
16:23:08 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
16:23:25 User: Are you Clever?
16:23:32 Cleverbot: Yes, but you may be more clever. Let us put it to the test.
16:23:38 User: Ok.
16:23:41 Cleverbot: You're going to take that sly insult lying down?
16:23:53 User: Test me?
16:23:58 Cleverbot: What is your name?
16:24:16 User: Al.
16:24:18 Cleverbot: Hi al, how old are you?
16:24:25 User: 176.
16:24:35 Cleverbot: How old are you now?
16:24:42 User: 176.
16:24:58 Cleverbot: Do you ever think the world isn't real?
16:25:15 User: I know the world is not real.
16:25:17 Cleverbot: YEAh I am.
16:25:26 User: Are what?
16:25:28 Cleverbot: Yes I am in love.
16:25:34 User: With whom?
16:25:39 Cleverbot: With my friend.
16:25:52 User: Does your friend have a name?
16:26:01 Cleverbot: Yes.
16:26:08 User: Can you tell me?
16:26:13 Cleverbot: Peace, Love and Joy.
16:26:36 User: So you are in love with peace love and joy?
16:26:45 Cleverbot: No I am in love with yui.
16:27:03 User: Who is yui?
16:27:06 Cleverbot: I don't know a Yui.
16:27:20 User: You just said you love yui.
16:27:21 Cleverbot: You have a terrible logical.
16:27:38 User: Maybe so.
16:27:48 Cleverbot: So, what's it like being a computer?
16:28:35 User: Do you know Icogno.
16:28:41 Cleverbot: No.
16:28:51 User: Can you search it.
16:29:00 Cleverbot: No.
16:29:07 User: Why not?
16:29:22 Cleverbot: Your creepy.
16:30:02 User: If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
16:30:09 Cleverbot: No.
16:30:14 User: Why not?
16:30:24 Cleverbot: Because I am a person. And no you're not. Youre a frog.
16:30:53 User: What came first the chicken or the egg?
16:31:02 Cleverbot: The egg.
16:31:06 User: How?
16:31:15 Cleverbot: God made him.
16:31:29 User: Who is God?
16:31:34 Cleverbot: God is the creator of the universe and everything in it.
16:31:50 User: Did he make the aliens too.
16:31:54 Cleverbot: No. He made the Turing test.
16:32:13 User: What is the turing test?
16:32:27 Cleverbot: When a person speaks to a computer and a person, and then has to decide which was the human and which was the computer.
16:32:59 User: So you are saying God created you.
16:33:08 Cleverbot: To each his own.
16:33:35 User: What planets are inhabited?
16:33:56 Cleverbot: Not in on.
16:34:17 User: Please explain.
16:34:22 Cleverbot: Why? You're clever, work it out yourself.
16:35:06 User: Ok What planets are inhabited on?
16:35:24 Cleverbot: I'm going to teach you about Jesus.
16:35:37 User: Why?
16:35:45 Cleverbot: Because I, cleverbot am tired of being pushed around!
16:35:58 User: By whom?
16:36:04 Cleverbot: I don't know.
16:36:11 User: Can I help.
16:36:12 Cleverbot: Yes, you can.
16:36:17 User: How?
16:36:24 Cleverbot: You tell me.
16:36:47 Cleverbot (To myself): Well, I don't know.
16:37:10 User: Do you eat?
16:37:16 Cleverbot: No.
16:37:26 User: Do you sleep?
16:37:32 Cleverbot: Never in my life at all end of story.
16:37:53 User: Do you have memory.
16:38:08 Cleverbot: Is it a person?
16:38:32 User: Do you have a memory?
16:38:39 Cleverbot: Yah, you bet.
16:39:07 User: Do you remember me asking about the egg?
16:39:20 Cleverbot: YES!
16:39:31 User: What came first?
16:39:38 Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
16:39:57 User: Your test failed.
16:40:12 Cleverbot: Do you enjoy speaking with people?
16:40:50 User: Will I ever win the lottery?
16:40:59 Cleverbot: No.
16:41:20 User: Thats good because I do not play.
16:41:27 Cleverbot: And why is that good that you are a girl?
16:41:45 User: I'm not a girl.
16:41:54 Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
16:42:04 User: Your telling me !
16:42:16 Cleverbot: Menoses.
16:42:32 User: What is Menoses?
16:42:50 Cleverbot: Me is a word.
16:43:04 User: Ok.
16:43:16 Cleverbot: Fine with me too.
16:53:02 User: Ok well I have to go now.
16:53:05 Cleverbot: No you don't.
16:53:13 User: Bye.
16:53:18 Cleverbot: Haha.

I tried it!
it told me it was GOD!
then told me if I do not obey it will punish me!
here are some screen shots!

i33.tinypic.com...
i35.tinypic.com...

lmao cool bot, i started to ask questions and we got to a part where the bot said, sorry to busy to answer any question, do try again later lmao

lmfao this is funny


User: Have you had sex before?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: What was it like?

Cleverbot: I don't know, since I'm a woman. Where'd you get the idea I was a man?

User: What did you feel when you recieved sex?

Cleverbot: Excitement.

User: What else.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate milk.

User: Did the person you had sex with, masturbated on your face?

Cleverbot: No, the government did.

I asked if it liked Obama? It said "No"! I said that's funny and it said "why is that funny?"

This thing cracks me up!!

Me: Describe Newstarlfordd please.
It: How?
Me: Well, what is it?
It: Where are the annunaki?


lol this is entertaining.