Talk about clever, try this out! Web-bots cousin.

when you type in "we are all cleverbot" it replies "yes that is correct. we are all cleverbot.

The thing is retarded -

It knows basics and can think though a few question, but it is like a brick cell phone -
not there yet...

Ha, that is great! When I asked ''who are you'' it said ''your worst nightmare''. LOL, that is so funny. Does anyone know how long this site has been open for? I imagine as time goes on it will get wiser, the thing is kind of rude though. I guess that's because the people that use it are rude, since it learns as it goes.

Very cool.

apparently bob dylan is not the law.

fascinating.

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There is a disclaimer at the bottom of the page...

PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

So presumably they are expecting people (like me ) to use all the naughty words and ideas and it will learn those as well...

This is getting strange i've been on it for ages now. At one point i said to "someone", my name's Mark pal. Anyway it seemed to switch users many times. Long after that it suddenly says, It says you name is Mark pal, is that true?

What is with this thing?

Oh my God, I was talking to the damn thing for 40mins! It's still kinda buggy, like I asked it a question and it replied "I like blue." But other than that, it was spot on like a human response, e.g.

Me: "So what do you think"
BOT: "About what?"
Me: "You know"
BOT: "No, I don't know, tell me"

At some points I thought I was really talking to a human... but I can see how these responses can be pre-programed or fetched from a central database. It's kinda like a SatNav device when you're driving... except those seem like ancient technology compared to this bot!

It keeps saying it is called Tara then changing it's mind. Then it is Lois. Either this thing is an A.I bot gone mad, it's random people talking, or it's just preprogrammed responses. Or it's something weird.

I'm asking it relatively easy questions and it's getting stumped. Not really all that impressive or interesting.

Actually it couldn't answer any question or statement. I said it was cold yesterday and it replied "I love yesterdays" I said, "No, it was cold yesterday."
It replied, "you confuse me”
Than I called it pretty stupid and it responded "Thanks, that’s the nicest compliment I had all day"
I said "NO, I called you stupid."
It replied, "My name is 43"
Not very intelligent bot if you ask me. Feels like I'm talking to my exchange student from China.


[edit on 5-11-2009 by Whiteone]

Originally posted by Whiteone
Actually it couldn't answer any question or statement. I said it was cold yesterday and it replied "I love yesterdays" I said, "No, it was cold yesterday."
It replied, "you confuse me”
Than I called it pretty stupid and it responded "Thanks, that’s the nicest compliment I had all day"
I said "NO, I called you stupid."
It replied, "My name is 43"
Not very intelligent bot if you ask me. Feels like I'm talking to my exchange student from China.


[edit on 5-11-2009 by Whiteone]

I asked it the colour of square.

User: Are you a Russian communist?

Cleverbot: No, I'm in the IRA.

User: Is the IRA communist?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: No, I am anarchist.

Cleverbot: Why are you an anarchist?

User: I am an anarchist because I believe humans can be free and good without a ruler to tell us what to do.

Cleverbot: You asked me a question and I tried to answer it.

User: Great, you did a great job today.

Cleverbot: Thanks cleverbot.

User: What is the color of square?

Cleverbot: Brown.

User: So if the color of square is triangle, then the color of brown is pink?

Cleverbot: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Wow... Cleverbot is weird.

It's fun and somtimes funny:


Me: where are my keys?

Bot: You tell me.

Me: you had them last

Bot: No, I cooked the toddlers before I ate them.


I guess we best not let it look after the kids.....

I asked what is 13 times 69 it said 20, and then I asked the date, it said december 10,2001???? Sucks at simple math, and apparently hates football, BOO!!!!

ME:I want to ask you something scott. Who is your maker?
Bot:Go ahead.
Me:Who is your maker?
Bot:My mom and dad. I am a user, like you, using Cleverbot.

Hahaa, what if we are talking to people who think are talking to a bot like we are. they just mix match peoples comments..lol.

Originally posted by Armour For Victor
ME:I want to ask you something scott. Who is your maker?
Bot:Go ahead.
Me:Who is your maker?
Bot:My mom and dad. I am a user, like you, using Cleverbot.

Hahaa, what if we are talking to people who think are talking to a bot like we are. they just mix match peoples comments..lol.

It knows German.

Me:I want to kill myself Scott.
Bot:That sounds so very final. Don't you want to live?
Me:I dont want to live alone.
Bot:I do.
Me:Then its final Scott. Im going to commit suicide. Thanks for helping me decide.
Bot:That ain't no plane that's a flea with a belly ache!


I just got bored.

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It also knows Spanish...lol

That was a bit fun! It told me that Bush was president. When I said "Obama won", it told me that he did not. I responded, "yes he did." It then said, "If he won, then he is a robot and that robots can never really be human."

They should program cleverbot into the Honda Asimo, that would be a hell of a robot to have around the house!