Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

If true, you'd think he'd know better than making The Day The Earth Stood Still.

"It's only logical that he is either a vampire or immortal..." First I was like but then I Also the last image is a classic, keanu is jesus, that makes sense

Well in that case you'd think by now that he'd have learned ot act properly with more than 3 expressions. I actually have a 3d lazar scan taken of his face around the time of matrix 2 and 3 and trust me you can see the marks of age on his skin and face.


Wayne...

are you being serious. its impossible to tell here.


but then again....i mean...there are actually people who look alike?!!? and they dont all live at the same time?!!?!

i think the nail in the coffin for this theory is that Mounet was an actor from the 1800s. with all that time Reeves should be better at acting.

Those pictures/paintings were made when Bill and Ted went back in time for there history report remember Keanus a time traveler. Excellent, party on dude!!!! (Keanu then plays the air guitar- Wyld Stallion)

Good god say it ain't so. Is it fair that future generations will have to endure such a pathetic excuse for an actor? Let's hope he morphs into something more useful and productive......like a septic tank, which is where his movies belong.

brill

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OMG-------Keanu is a vampire

That is sooooooo going to keep me in fantasies for a LONG long time !!

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You dirty dirty girl.



Yep, if this guy was an actor from the 1800s he sure hasn't developed acting ability.

Originally posted by whatukno
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You dirty dirty girl.

Yep, if this guy was an actor from the 1800s he sure hasn't developed acting ability.

VAMPIRES wukky.......VAMPIRES !!!

That reminds me, trueblood is on later.....more bloodsuckers !!!

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seeings whoever did this ddnt bother to remove the "morph your images" logo on the paintings...I'd safely say, no...Damn I want an immortal Keanu, I d take him to Europe in a suitcase cause it wouldnt kill him, and the ticket would be just the price excess kilos in the baggage.

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ditto that! yummy!

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I love Vampires, I know your secret

Have you watched Vampire Diaries?? it's good x

great vid, made me laugh - bravo

- Oni

Originally posted by Oni x x
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I love Vampires, I know your secret

Have you watched Vampire Diaries?? it's good x

great vid, made me laugh - bravo

- Oni

Wow------what's not to like bout vampires

I'll check Vampire Diaries out ----cheers for that babe xx

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Just remember....

Vampires Suck!

Literally.

Just looking out for you ladies.

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LOL

who cares if he can act. I just like to look at him. He can stay a bit longer.

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Jesus CHRIST!!!! *puts the shotgun in my mouth, uses my big toe to pull the trigger* BLAM!!! Thank GOD I don't think I could stay sane a minute longer being surrounded by so many unoriginal, not funny, boring people!!! I get it! His acting sucks!! But for crying out loud! Try to put it in a way that is funny or at least original!!!
It's NOT DIFFICULT!
Seriously! Must we continue with the same old rehashed garbage over and over???

I can just see it now... "Ooooh! A thread about Keanu Reeves! Here's my opportunity to show everyone how current my knowledge of pop-culture is! You know, cause everyone's always talking about how bad of an actor he is, so my joke will immediately click with the average ATS member! They'll think to themselves, 'Now there's a guy who keeps up with the trends!'" Gimme a friggin break... Admit it, the guys a millionaire and you're jealous so the best way you can feel like your life isn't so bad is to pick at the one thing you cam find wrong with him and that's the ONLY thing you could think to contribute was more negativity as if we don't have enough in this world... Cause it definitely wasn't funny, so that leaves negative and insulting... I got news for you all, the world and the people in it do not exist purely for your entertainment, so how about a little respect?