If you could give one thing to an alien that would define humanity, what would it be?

reply to post by ineverknew


the decapitated head of another human

Originally posted by Steely Dan
I would give them a Chia Obama.

Funny, I would tell them Drink Your Big Brown Cow and Get Out Of Here or

Alien Don't Lose That Number to the White House. ^Y^

I would like to give them beer, but I don't know, maybe they little grey bodies are allergic to barley or something, and I would accidentally start a war. So, bad idea.

I would show them The Outer Limits episode - Trial By Fire, and then say: "Guys, now am I glad you didn't try to conntact us first or what?"

a swift kick in the cahounnies followed up by a powered elbow to the
back of the cranium then a knee drop to the back of the neck, do a roll over
with a double claw scrapping the face and eyes ending with a cupped palm pop
to the ears. Shouldn't get back up.

That's easy the best thing that defines humanity is the Yo-Yo.

It goes up and down and with a lot of discipline can be taught a few limited tricks!

I'd give the alien a beer.

Ooops didn't realize it was already said.

[edit on 26-11-2009 by Zsaqulz78th]

if i was able to give them one thing to represent humanity...i would give them a tear. our tears are as real and raw as it gets. the product of intense human emotion...

reply to post by ineverknew


They are demons, I would give them a bullet in the brain.

I'd give them 99 red balloons.

Done and done.


Or a nuclear bomb and say 'get it over with before we do'


-Jimmy-

I would give them a hug.

We are spiritual beings in a body. A hug is spiritual.

Id give the alien a dollar/euro whatever.
And then id tell him that we kill others for that dollar,we bleed for that dollar,we sell kids for that dollar,we corrupt our selves for that dollar,we waste our entire lives for that dollar so we are that rotten piece of paper.
That kinda sums up our history doesn't it?

Give them a complete boxed set of Star Trek DVD's and tell them this is actually a true history and if they ever try anything well send Captain Kirk to kick their butts. Yes I know its the plot to Galaxy Quest but what the heck.

Originally posted by Hazelnut
reply to post by ineverknew

 

I would show them my hands extended, palm upward in a welcoming gesture and the biggest, brightest smile I have. That should do it!

And then bend over for the probe right?
With a smile offcourse.





[edit on 28-11-2009 by thethirdofthestorms]

Originally posted by amatrine
I would give them a hug.

We are spiritual beings in a body. A hug is spiritual.

No it's a physical form of emotion.

I would give them authority.

Originally posted by thethirdofthestorms

Originally posted by amatrine
I would give them a hug.

We are spiritual beings in a body. A hug is spiritual.

No it's a physical form of emotion.

I would give them authority.

Respect My Authoritah!

give him that idiot box.